Therefore, "God is great; Heaven is great; Earth is great; The queen is also great." These are the four great powers of the universe, And the queen is one of them.

We are in the asshole army our rank is major asshole

Her Majesty and his benjiness

https://youtu.be/vSdbQLXpmPQ

Man, got through security at parliament house and looked at the first tv and they're saying brain cancer killed John McCain.  Look his daughter is a bit of a looker that's all Benji can say. Canberra is full of museums and stuff and there's a picture of Jesus' shoulders arms and head, outside a church. Nailed to a cross with a caption saying: 'I love you this much.' With his arms all spread out. You know a great Chinese sage once said, 'if you try to cut wood like a master carpenter you'll only hurt your hand.'

Jesus is kind of scary though. Can you imagine Jesus telling you to bash your pre-frontal cortex in if it offends you? Scary.

Talking about people going to hell for body parts that offend them.  Australian rugby players. Should they be popping their eyeballs out plus chopping their johnsons off. Possibly just suiciding? Christians are full of moderate answers on those questions.

CNN watch

This post comes mainly by way of advice for Trump if he's reading. I'd ignore the constant chatter from CNN like so many poodles and chihuahuas barking all day long. Impeachment my ass. Impeachment cannot happen with a Republican majority. There's no need to tweet about impeachment and the stock market. It's questionable whether Mueller can even subpoena Trump as President. I'd say no. I'd ignore it. CNN and MSNBC NY Times are talking to their base in NY State and California State. Both blue welfare States. Trump lost the vote there so let the two Blue State medias talk themselves Blue. Just ignore it.


Moments later. Fox news. Great session with Marco Rubio talking China's human rights. Banning silicon valley and big tech from doing business with China is a GREAT idea. And very fair. Trump staying in power 8 years and constantly  challenging China would be great.

• Then suddenly it's time for everyone at Fox to tape Jeff Sessions buns together.  Trump picked Sessions himself so blame Trump if you don't like sessions. One of the brunette guys (sorry bro fordot  [sic] your name) even starts thinking and talking for Trump re Sessions. It's not weekend at Bernie's. We're not there yet. Although we appreciate Hannity and his on air buds will have access to nice upscale homes in the Hamptons. Was that spelt right?

Trump should have someone order the DOJ to reopen Clinton email probe. Bypassing Sessions or whoever. Get it done properly since Strukj or whatever guys name is didn't do it right.

Michael Haydn on CNN

Men hate to be "orphaned," "widowed," or "worthless,"

But this is how kings and lords describe themselves.

Might type in red today. Michael Haydn was on CNN with Mario Cuomo and it might be interesting to discuss that. Interestingly, he says, he spent some team earlier in his career, working in Bulgaria. Benji likewise. In fact, two nights ago, someone got in the bus on Druitt street asking if we were going to Rozelle. Often Australians will subconsiously ask questions they know the answer to because they are dean-confused (having said the word 'Dean' incorrectly enough to be confused and stupified and somehow into some innocent Victorian-esque mindset - very un-American any way you look at it). Regardless of whether she knew the bus was going to Rozelle or not (it was) i shook my head.

"No?" she asked. Did she know it was going there but just wanted to talk to me for some human warmth? Maybe. Was I saying it was NOT going to Rozelle. Au contraire.

This Haydn was saying in Bulgaria he was asking some commie there what Truth was and the commie said, 'whatever serves the party.' I can tell you that every single Bulgarian when he shakes his head, he's saying YES not NO. Whether it serves the Party or no. In the same way, when this lady asked if the bus was going to Rozelle, i shook my head, subconsiously meaning YES. Without a shadow of doubt. She asked "NO?" incredulously (possibly indicating she knew it was going to Rozelle). I replied that that meant YES in eastern europe (the head shake).

So there you have it. The truth is, snails leave trails. Slimy ones.

Coming back to Trump, and the question of the Truth. The Truth may be that the left wing media like CNN, were so gobsmacked at being insulted by Trump, like a scorned woman, they couldn't let it go. Farthermore, Trump is not Jesus, he is a flawed man, like many people. When you're in the spotlight those flaws will be magnified. The media was so incensed by Trump's constant antipathy. 

On top of that you have embedded opposition. One interesting thing to come out of Trump's presidency is the release of FBI documents pertaining to JFK's assassination. These may indicate the the succeeding President LBJ organized JFK's assassination with elements hostile to JFK (for screwing their wives, among other things). If you entertain this conjecture or that 9/11 was done by the Marines or the NASA never sent anyone to the Moon. No doubt you're a conspiracy theorist and fall foul of the official orthodoxy. You end up walking the path of the O'Reilly who believes everything his government tells him. Ignorance is bliss. So enjoy it.

I can't see the FBI assassinating Trump but there's a ton of enemies he has there and in the Media. If the Media weren't so hostile they wouldn't be pushing Trump into a corner all the time. But they can't help themselves as generally, they really don't like his bombast and braggadocio. Or don't want to lose their jobs. Or are genuinely misguided like Obama regarding coal and obsession with drone strike killings. 

Whatever the case, it seems that the Brennan's and Haydn's and Cuomo's do not understand the moderate dictatorship nature of the American Presidency and the power that goes with it. Except when their beloved Obama is pardoning cocaine dealers. So just let them keep going with their constant 'collusion'. The only Russia collusion are the defunct missile treaties with Russia that China is not a signatory to. There's nothing else to worry about. It really is all fake news. Everyone's got some skeletons in their closet. Going after Cohen and the first guy that was the campaign manager, Flynn, or whatever. All political. This isn't going anywhere real good looking. Cannot see even how robust and great America's Democratic checks and balances are (they are great), but when the media is in denial over who's a red state and who's a blue state and how the electoral college system works, and how it differs from the entertainment industry's power - and they are in deep denial and misunderstanding about that. We're just getting all kinds of bullshit, non stop. I guarantee though, the media will not get Trump impeached just by turning up stones left, right and centre and rambling incessantly. 

Wanna watch some traditional Asturian dances from Oviedo? can  you imagine a land with no stupid chinese or americans? No stupid bolshevik commies or haughty english? you may say i'm a dreamer.... just bagpipes, celts and alcoholic apple cider..... can't wait to go back one day!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PC_ikHb2a_E


see there's another one:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wte7w3oayHc


all these europeans love their traditional, historic, post harvest dances with their bagpipes (there are celts as far as Hungary) or greek guitars or whatever.


See that's some cultural thing right there:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=inBKFMB-yPg

not just some drunken pirates screaming about Rugby and saying dean all the time like monkeys. No hostile Bulgarian and Russians so grumpy about their shitty bolshevism failing. 

Mount Druittt

That's what I do every evening a minute before quarter past six. Shortly after 4am in nyc. Druitt street is a major cross street in downtown Sydney city that's runs into Park street intersecting Hyde Park then runs on to Kings Cross via William street. Druitt is indeed on an incline going up into the city and on a decline exciting the city onto the western distributor .... a major artery evacuating the city like an aorta.

I'm still waiting for someone to throw me a packet full of chocolate coated marshmallows with coco icing. You know where and when (weekdays) to find me. Any comers????


Check out this cop in Argentina randomly start breastfeeding a neglected baby. Looks like it could be hurting her.

https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/parenting/babies/a-police-officer-is-being-praised-for-breastfeeding-a-malnourished-baby/news-story/38115e9b4573513681ed85dd3048beb9




So have to say, very happy the Mrs is back at work. Since she takes the car to
the local train station. Alex and I ride our respective pushbikes to his school. Around a ten minute ride one way. As we set out, on this Tuesday Wednesday Thursday ritual, Marisol begins pushing the girls down the road on theirtwo seater pram. I buckle 14 month old Zara in before we bike out and Marisol (my mom) gives them milk or whatever. She makes it about 400 yards down the road.... turns around and returns to the house. By the time she gets back I've returned from the mile or so bike ride with my son's bike sitting nicely on my bike trailer. I unpack his bike. Lean my bike and coupled trailer against the army green six foot high fence bordering our lot. I'll tell you, since my mom and brother,  before he deceased last year.... were both on anti-psychotic medication for around 40+ and 20+ years respectively. These drugs really affect the people's psychology. I'm used to it but it's very difficult for my wife to see that. I've also seen my mom off her meds and it's not pretty. It's only coz the Mrs is going back to work that I even put Marisol on the field to play. She'd be happy on the bench, believe me. Anyway I'm happy.  I'm glad we can help my mom and I'm glad the girls can spend some time in daycare and their mom can get away and make some cash. We're all happy. At the end of the year we'll move out of the Mt Druitt ghetto and the Alvarez house and move in to a whole different part of the city. Very nice place it is too.

The mornings this week with Zara. Pre 7am have been great. No wild crying and need to turn on the tv. No shepherd is good shepherd Smith.

Yo

Parked the britster in the front yard first time tonight. No more hiding camoflauged across the road front of the abandoned house by the long grass. The word on the street is one of the drivers from the depot, arti, loaned me the bike for a spell. Arti's wife fell pregnant with their daughter six years ago. It's pretty wild. My girls are 3 and 1. Arti came to oz from Paris where he worked for Nestle and the French govt. Arti's wife is a bully. He has family issues.


Brennan. He's a dick. He needs to approach Sega about making a Drone Strike video game. Comey can get a Murcielago  (Lamborghini). Just sayin'

Trump needs to talk to Putin about rescinding all the missile treaties they have coz now China's so big it's dangerous.  They need to counter all those warp speed missiles from China that can sink their (America's) aircraft carriers.

And as it happens, I don't think me and the britster have exceeded 66mph yet by much. But we will definitely crack 70mph.

Oh yeah yo momma wears army boots.

Wasn't going to say anything. ... but

There was some admiral come out saying Trump sux and he'd be honored if Trump revoked his sexurity  [sic] thingo.

So actually will post. Therefore it merits saying BputHu is doing gr8 and almost forgot.  Welcome back Shepherd Smith from outer space. Haven't seen him live or really like at all in like five years. (Barring one interview youtubed not so long ago with him talking about Roger Ailes). For real. But now it turns out he's on at 5am local and that's why he hasn't been around for like five years ever. Now if we catch him it's coz Zara is crying like a big baby and it's tricky to put her back to sleep.

Got a right glove AND  a scarf for the late night freezing bike rides 70mph brrm. Just want to make some money on uber tonight! Don't have a fancy $10 million house like Kelly Ann Conway.

Here's the deal. Trump is president and he's everyone's boxing  bag in the media. If some admiral comes out swinging, all you can do is grab your crotch and say suck on that! Would upload a video but it's puerile.  Waiting for uber jingle to kick in offering me a job.

Moments later. A$52 minus A$6 on tolls... less petrol and taxes. Maybe $33 u.s. quick two jobs. My druitt to dural and local dural job. In and out on m7 tollway. Easy.

How

That's an Indian greeting


Just rode the britster home. 45 minutes from Ryde to the Druitt.

Turning on Fox news. And short on time as the Mrs has returned to the workforce from maternity leave. That means I own baby from around 5am til drop off at daycare.  Tuesdays Wednesdays and Thursdays. Baby Zara is 14 months old and insists on a parent nearby at all times. She doesn't like daycare but will tolerate my mom pushing her on the pram 20 minutes or so. She's a good guy.


Anyway Turkey USA is the story on Fox that piqued Benji's attention.  Was actually talking to a Turk at the bus depot today about how annoying the Bold and the Beautiful soap opera is. It's on immediately before the local Sydney channel ten news at 5pm and is extremely retarded. Notwithstanding the same, theTurkish fellow insisted it was a hit in Turkey .


So question ... with Trump and Ergodan, are they going to put sanctions on the Bold and the Beautiful ? Will B&B writers incorporate that into their scripts ? Will Turkish tv stations be sanctioned by Erdogan for showing B&B. Will the American pastor be watching B&B? In Turkey?  With subtitles?  It's incredibly complicated.  What would Jesus do? Oh my gosh

Fox news: off track

They were on track a day or so ago Hannity was almost laughing at the collusion bongo drum players outside Starbucks on cnn et al.

Then suddenly everyone is trying to get Mark Steyne off their shoes and lower pants, socks etc. And some lame beauty school dropout from Iran.  Some dopey speech from Trump on Iran sound bite.

Worst of all: bash the illegal immigrants  everyday.  Why not lobby for farmers and restaurant owners to get fined for encouraging employment of illegal aliens.  Just sounds like they don't  believe in anything. E verify system?  Lobby IRS not to tax people with fake social security numbers? How about worrying about sex assaults by Catholic hierarchy instead of Catholic Haysus from Chihuahua?


Update like a day or so later: Steyne has a great pocket kerchief. Very dainty. We approve.

Also the guy with the balaclava in south park fat albert would be in my dream team motorcycle gang

https://youtu.be/ASqsyOis2ec

Бритни cracks 70mph

M4 freeway westbound around 10pm. The wind buffet is so strong, it's like death is close by. Do we need to go over 70mph with all that dangerous wind. Cold in the night like 40 degrees. No glove on my right hand. I love you Бритни.  Brrrm  brrrm.

                              It's love

You know who else would be cool in a gang? Clint Eastwood fresh out of Alcatraz.


https://m.imdb.com/title/tt0079116/mediaviewer/rm2960758784

Insert Flavor Flav 'yeah boyeeee' sound right here

Flavor Flav's longest 'yeah boyee' ever:
https://youtu.be/jfGPQIDxA1A

Riding home with the 650cc between my legs. What a pleasure. Already recruiting an all star motorbike gang in my dreams. I'd have BIG KUNTRY from some rap group (see two minutes and ten seconds in for BIG KUNTRY
https://youtu.be/89j_Lbfr_Wg

PLUS of course ORANGE COUNTY HUNTER mentioned in the last post. Who else could I recruit?  Hmmm

That was already a one hour ride tonight already. Refuelled the tank for like $10 u.s. Trickiest thing is starting from still without stalling. Top speed 86kph on 80 zone Great Western Highway. That's a little more than 50 miles an hour. Cold! No gloves on and like less than 50 degrees with the wind chill. Getting numb on the bike on the GWH from Toongabbie. Brrrr. Need gloves. Peewee Herman would be good in a bikie gang.


OK let's move to fox news talk then sleepy time: Mueller is 'offering' Trump something. That's like a used car salesman offering you free servicing on a car if you buy it from him. Click ignore and eat more KFC Don.


Also Andrew from the Breakfast Club would  be a good recruit.

I wouldn't let Peewee Herman ride with my posse, but he could run the canteen at the clubhouse.  Plus I'd get his extra terrestrial buddy to do the comms (communications).
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Bringing Бритни home

Her bags are packed (insurance and rego ... All purchased in my name.)

Time to send her home (problem missing glove for the right hand. Have never ridden a manual more than one mile on quiet backstreets and that only one day ever)

https://youtu.be/lZaqXSzF-ic


Pros: developed a lot of road confidence with 50cc automatic Colleen: around 700 miles racked up.

Брuтнu is like 13 times more powerful than Colleen. This time tomorrow Бритни will be parked across the road from my crib.


Брuтнu is big and powerful weighing more than 200 pounds OVER my 250 pounds approximate weight. Das ist biggen!

Hopefully she's not a lemon (that's like 'nimbu' in Hindi if you were wondering). This calls for some KC and the sunshine band. It's a momentous moment. How many days will I keep her parked across the road from my kitchen, my wife never suspecting a thing. How will I hide my jacket and helmet? Брuтнu has no saddle bags. See photo. That's really how hot she is, heaven forbid she breaks down.

You actually have alternatives to KC and the sunshine band. That's capitalism and the free market competing for your interest!

https://youtu.be/god7hAPv8f0
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Man what would Orange County Hunter say for Christ's sake? Check out his magnificent kneepads. Sure wouldn't mind a pair.
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