australia's harvey weinstein....

check it out:




https://www.msn.com/en-au/news/australia/a-current-affairs-tracy-grimshaw-on-what-don-burke-said-after-the-cameras-stopped-rolling/ar-BBFR2mN?li=AAavLaF&ocid=spartanntp




http://www.smh.com.au/entertainment/tv-and-radio/a-highgrade-twisted-abuser-don-burke-a-sexual-harasser-and-bully-claims-series-of-women-20171126-gzt6d2.html




benji hot tip: Don't buy a used car from Don, not even a Lexus.

Can you substitute journalism with Hengaillen?

Yes, pay it forward, as the good folks of America would say.

If ncis isn't cutting the mustard and you can substitute it with hengaillen, why can't you do that with CNN or the NY times columnists ... Try it, you'll be pleasantly surprised. Absolutment, c'est tellment vrai.

Hengaillen:

https://youtu.be/5G_vnjEL9R4


Just sayin'

Now it's time to drive home and listen to a documentary on beavers on my extremely kickarse new sound system, thank you Bluetooth

https://youtu.be/PLyBZ1mdg2c

Voila c'est mieux que les cannards, quoi

Fox news update

One of the blondes was talking about the crazy uncle in the family. Makes you remember Bill O'Reilly. Why is he facing the corner? Is he in isolation?

Have your hengaillan AND ncis LA

This time the big black guy, icy cube or whatever his name is, is undercover as Osama, his codename, he has a Muslim sheila. There is some Syrian guy and about to be a hostage swap or sthg but then the Syrian guy opens a suitcase full of condoms and everyone is shooting ak47s like crazy. Amazingly, no one can actually hit a target after hundreds of rounds are shot and no cars are damaged by all the gunshot. The scene closes with a prayer for less stoned screenwriters

https://youtu.be/5G_vnjEL9R4

Tip: you can watch hengaillen and ncis LA simultaneously

movie review: rampage (2018) - the rock

that's the big guy's name, right? da rock --- think so... anyway there's a giant gorilla, George, who is growing bigger everyday -- some kind of genetic malfunction.... and a giant wolf... and a giant crocodile.... and it's set in Chicago, but no one has to worry about drug dealers shooting them, because this movie has cgi graphics.............. it won't be out til april next year but who knows, maybe we'll revisit this post way off five months from now


so far it's been a month without a cigarette for me, 33 days since my last full cigarette and I feel great! so in april, keeping at it, that'll be half a year..... that's a lot of money saved too


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=coOKvrsmQiI

paul ryan om [sic] fox news

talking about the big tax cut bill coming....


it sounds like a winner but listening to Ryan talk about it five minutes, you begin to think, wow this trump and republicans, they're going to have to really downsize the government / burocrats to get by with less revenue coming in.... Eg in 2018/2019.... Democrats won't like it, they love govt jobs


btw, Australia just qualified yesterday here in Sydney, for the world cup soccer, in Russia, next july.... Assuming Spain has qualified already, yep, cnn confirms the predictable


check out fëanor here:
http://youtu.be/eltZrTph1Ys

amazon's jeff bezos wants to make a lord of the rings tv show

http://www.smh.com.au/entertainment/tv-and-radio/my-precious-worlds-richest-man-wants-to-bring-lord-of-the-rings-into-a-tv-show-20171105-gzfila.html




quick aside, have you noticed how women these days are raping they [sic, unless you're African American] own faces with botox and collagen and suchlike? Probably just better off getting slapped around by their hubbies a little, that's progress for you


never bought anything from brazil? Me neither, how about alibaba.com, I think I have.... But apparently the big American company amazon is the bees knees at selling stuff online.... Actually I have an amazon kindle app on my windows Nokia phone to read charles halls tall white alien book once every five months or so for ten minutes on average (kind of like sex).... Anyway, apparently the ceo of amazon is a real trail blazer and the richest guy in the world to boot.... And now he wants to make a lord of the rings tv show... That's a bad idea... It would be a lot cooler to have a silmarillion series... I can totally relate to feanor putting all his energy and strength into the silmarils... I used to be a choreographer, that's why....


also, why doesn't bezos capture the world's video game market in a chokehold? There should be a whole series of videogames called Nietzsche's laughingstock and painful embarrassment click click booms (just one marketing idea)... Game one we mentioned earlier: The Harvey Weinstein game, eg jack off on Conan Obrien and make him moonwalk, appear at a charity fundraiser, get grumpy your raisin toast is stale

south park reels after cartman excluded from everything except the smelly chinese guy rubbed against wall carpets to make them smell bad

amidst claims of sexual harassment after Kenny was killed by a lethal wedgie


this coming just days after Harvey Weinstein was outed as a serial rapest [sic] (and Quentin Tarantino wedding planner). Una Thurman has remained tight lipped (no pun intended) regarding whether Weinstein has jerked off on her due to fear of besmirching her cool reputation


in other news, mr garrison will be running for the Republican presidential nomination however it is unclear whether token will be running for the democratic ticket. The American civil liberties union Aaclu [sic] have demanded that the south park writers represent Hispanics more often and not just as useful and cheap day labor for cartman. Even grey alien rapists are more highly represented, just sayin'..... Went the suit


in other news, Steve urkel remains irrelevant and forgotten, except in Cyprus and Malta where he is very important


anyway let's not overly mock the people that gave us pei Mei, even if Weinstein may be going to jail, at the end of the day, if it wasn't for all these kooky and competitive Americans, we wouldn't have rick and morty to compete with South park, http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2861424/?ref_=nv_sr_1


we'd just be slaves for the Japanese or the nazis or worshipping statues of Lenin and Stalin so probably just better to be a commie Chinese in that scenario, maybe

random refranes from spain segment

cabeza de chorlito
... Scatterbrain




caer en saco roto.... Go to waste, fall on deaf ears

Farther home renos, assassinating kim jong il, da vinci style

The deep purple from over eight years ago painted over this week with a muted pastel. The Buddha reliefs from auburn Airbnb apartment (with cockroaches) over piano. Da Vinci picture lady with ermine hung.


speaking of da Vinci, too bad he's not around to pick his brain. You know he designed a lot of war machines, not actual torture machines, but like giant blades spring loaded at a city's main gate to cut everyone's legs off... What would da Vinci say about a drone attack on Kim jong Il... Not a big drone but a little tiny bird sized drone, that can shook a little poison dart, not even a noisy bullet.... Just have a little camera on it and make it look like a dragonfly or something.... All the leadership in the place is scares [sic] of him... I'd consider taking out the top ten or twenty guys there like that. Maybe they'd just fold after that.... Would would da Vinci say?

fox news micro aggressions

1st goat yoga, now people are screaming on 1st anniversary of Trump presidency




these Chinese are so stupid, Obama's granddaughter is white and they like her but hate Obama coz he's black. Trump should be asking them the following questions:


1) why does all the shit china makes break after two months? Except for I phones


2) if I phones don't break after two months is it because of strict quality controls demanded by apple?


3) would china consider letting apple run their entire country since they are incompetent, arse backward, choking on their corrupt.imbecile pollution?


4) if China's leadership would be happy to step down and let apple run china, would there be anything glorious enough, worthy of their attention that doesn't involve choking one billion lungs with foul air and annoying their neighbors


5) how can china be so pathetic?

American ambassador to south korea wouldn't want to upset kim jung il

practically insists on giving north Korea pink balloons and a bag of candy and sing a long songs, observe:


Mr Knapper added that Secretary of State Rex Tillerson's "four no's" - stating the US does not want regime change or collapse, nor to invade or remove Mr Kim from power - should provide reassurance to Pyongyang.
"Our hope is the North will see this as a defacto pledge of non-hostility, non-aggression. We are on record as not seeking hostile intent towards the North."




that's so wrong to mix up north Korea with a pre school, it doesn't even sound scary, just annoyingly stupid...


reminds you of the 'you didn't even qualify with a regional qualifying match' guy, doesn't Krapper?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YMoYqcNwlJU








selling missiles to Saudis not selling missiles to Japan. Does that make sense?

Harvey Weinstein secretly hires coke machine technicians

https://www.newyorker.com/news/news-desk/harvey-weinsteins-army-of-spies

To keep an eye on all the ungrateful lying sluts and wannabe hos  falsely accusing him of everything you can imagine... And fixing coke machines

Slightly lewd/crude joke one might find amusing if told correctly

Good morrow galant chaps, the joke we refer to is as follows: you say to the chaps at the foxhunt kennels, I say then, what's the difference between a Japanese fellow and a Chinese fellow?

Then your riding mates say, we jolly well don't know, tell us then old boy!

Then, to 'pull off' the punchline, you say: the Japs look like they're struggling with constipation mightily, and you pull a grimacing kamikaze styled sumo grimace face as if struggling to pass stool, and then say, whilst the Chinese fellows appear to be constantly jerking off and you jolly well make like you're jerking off with a good squinting look on your face as if ejaculating as it were.

Good o then, happy trails

https://youtu.be/wr7mP77_S9k

Furtive glances and blushes as Ann Coulter returns to fox news

We will hug her and squeeze her and call her George, and him.... Pause. And zer.
https://youtu.be/jPdHaNr0OAY

Bravo Ronald Mack Mr President. Dv lottery is stupid

I can see Coulter asking me for help on question 23 for extra credit on the term paper: Hindu or abacus instead of computer technician, which is better for America?

Ideally Coulter would be on everyday with Laura ingleham and a still shot of Fran who they can consult with occasionally to silent responses. That'd be entertaining

https://youtu.be/v4tVLQkoEe8

CIA guy on fox news delivers funnier punchline than family guy or American dad

Referring to the infamous Uzbeki home depot driver:

'Just look at his name, that's suspicious: sword of Allah, not Joe'

It was amazing nobody broke down laughing at that point coz that is absolutely hilarious