chocolate a plenty

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2klTw123_jw

back to square one; got a hankering to watch the dukes of hazzard

'sup/? Things are back to how they were before. I'm tired, wifey is tired, Scarlet is sleeping and Alex is od-ing on sugar and loving his toys like crazy. His education in the Spanish language has recommenced. My parents never taught me any Spanish that I can recall. They wanted all their kids speaking English. Me and my siblings always spoke English. And we never learned or discussed American history or slavery or Lincoln or anything like that. So when we watched the dukes of hazzard, it was just for fun, and that's what I'm going to do right now while these jetlagged people sleep or play or whatever. Alex sure can say a few things now.

indian's scattered on dawn's highway bleeding

under 2 hours to singapore, they've just flown over india...... it's around 4am local time where they are, they're crossing time zones like crazy, their bodies think it's 10pm so the kids must surely be asleep now..... unfortunately, they'll all be waking up in around 2 hours time to change planes and wait 80 minutes at singapore airport...... i imagine the kids will have to sleep the entire final leg.... they'll be touching down in eleven hours time

woke up after only four hours sleep and put on John Gibson on fox news..... he was playing some doors song, peace frog..... so listened to that on youtube just becoz, guess that will be today's special song thanks John.... listening to Gibson, he's all talking about gun ownership............. you know, the first thing i said after the paris massacre: too bad noone had a gun handy to stop those people..... it's just self-evident, everyone should be allowed to carry guns around.......... unfortunately, evolution works in weird ways and not everyone gets that

moments later, 40 minutes til touchdown, speaking of touchdowns, have not at all been following nfl this year, the colts were on yesterday but just too busy with everything and the free channels i pick up, they always have too many commercials rendering it somewhat unwatchable and just something you'd have on in the background although that's only on mondays which are sundays in america....... tom sullivan, fox news, he is not as clever or hip as john gibson it seems (meritocracy??? anyone??)..... he does not at all seem to understand how the internet  or 'dark net' works and that criminals communicate freely on the 'dark net'.... he just hasn't done his homework, couldn't be bothered to call him to inform him, 20 heure news from france will be on with a delay of a few hours in only 20 minutes..... just did first coat on last tiny patch of skirting board, will finish it towards the end of 20 heure..... then let the tape dry a little, maybe shop, there are a lot of toys that need to be dusted, etc, so many things to do

i do not envy wifi travelling so far with two little kids, brings to mind that beatles song lady madonna...... surely these kids must be asleep now, their bodies are set to 1112pm timezone but it's actually like 512am where they are now.... they'll have to leave their plane at the end of the hour and mill about the airport and reboard over an 80 minute period

25 minutes to touchdown.... joe biden is working the podium in ukraine, definitely not live but would have been less than 12 hours ago i'm guessing....... see there is a man who gets up for work in the morning in some crazy foreign hotel or diplomatic embassy or something  and puts his pants on and goes to work and makes his money, working it at the podium in ukraine for the good old red, white and blue

i'd watch australian tv but especially the morning tv is hopelessly retarded..... unfortunately, the neverending mantra of dean instead of teen and the strong retarding forces governing the continent of australia, leads to some incredibly dumb australian tv personalities.......... having a british constitution probably isn't helping much........joe's all done and now the ukrainian leader is gabbering away on ukrainian news.... just so tired as only slept 4 hours.... plus the night before didn't sleep much either...... maybe i should quit my job so i can take a little holiday and then just go back to driving a cab.........the state govt. here is saying they're going to legalize uber and regulate them but they've been dragging their feet........ uber cars should be marked around the world, when functioning as taxis and the drivers should be forced to attend govt. controlled training so that they know not to just randomly stop in front of a heavy vehicle.... one of my bus customers almost got hurt like that...... these are the greedy silicon valley dumbarses that tom sullivan is saying the govt. should employ to thwart ISIL... he is extremely clueless about the situation......... certainly Ted Cruz knows better than that!

20 minutes to landing in singapore.... who's a poor? singapore!

voila, l'avion a parquee (parked?) et le gen sort maintenant.... le prochain vol singapore air 241 sorte maintenant depuis demi heure....... en France on a avait des elections nationale et le extrem droit parti de le Pens a gagnez 28%...... je n'ai compris pais bien mais il parait que les united front (le pen extrem droit) et les republicains (droit de Sarkozy) fairont une alliance pour controller le France pour les prochain annees.....


cruising now at 35,000 feet.... that's around 10km altitude or the height of mount everest..... the Lamanites from nbc today are on.... with around a ten hour delay so from around when the family was flying over eastern turkey...... 7 hours more and they will be home..... i need to go buy some groceries

ok that's the grocery shopping done, spent like $100 on that..... there's five and a half hours before the family's flight lands, it's somewhere over the indian ocean around where that malaysian airlines flight dissappeared..... now trump is shooting himself in the foot some more saying moslems should be dog=tagged and microchipped and locked up in concentration camps, there is absolutely no way he's going to win a thing like that, zero chance........... ted cruz is the candidate that most resembles peewee herman, speaking of which, it's time for me to get into character soon to meet the family, so time to watch some big top peewee....there goes my hero, la la la la la............... fiorina...i still think she looks like a good candidate..... we'll see in a month where we're at...........this fathead alan colmes is on the radio, i won't bother listening, although we both agree on trump somewhat.... i don't imagine colmes would care to live with african americans or moslems.... i've spent years living with both, so i have probably a lot more nuanced understanding of both groups than colmes.... i think this colmes just likes to posture a lot but is full of it somewhat, but i'd help him out if his car was broken down, i wouldn't just smash a chair over his head and take his wallet

some time later.... just cooked up a goddam storm and listened to the o'reilly factor while doing so..... fiorina was on........ we'll see if wifi looks my rice or no..... generally i had a long failed run at that but since she left late last august i have been cooking loads of rice with tumeric and such like --- often with tofu.... i'm still vegetarian and a non smoker, trying to slug it out with the quit smoking but there's often temptation..... it's just not viable to smoke after age 40, you can really shave years off your life......... i won't mind being old i guess, like from 70-85, if my health and finances are ok, i'd go live in spain and france and travel around and stuff........ i really haven't seen that much of france and there are plenty of parts of spain i haven't seen either.......... not that i think about being old, but i know if i smoke between 40 and 50 i'll permanently damage my life beyond that irretrievably, so it's getting really serious now it's time to quit..........

with my wife, she seems to have a direct access code to buttons in my mind that absolutely short circuit my entire psyche and just makes me angry in zero time when i was perfectly peaceful (as i am now and have been for many weeks now without her) -- that in turn can lead to despair and smoking, i really think i'm better off just separating from her and trying to control my life and destiny (ie., not smoking and living peacefully) than continuing to be stressed out by her........we'll see anyway

they're close to flying into south australia now from western australia, over some massive mars like desert.... 2 hours and 40 minutes to go.... what a horribly long and cramped flight, i don't want to imagine it.... think i'll go for a jog........ just cleaned the family's leather couch with some pricey quality product from my american buddy sam (non mormon, elderly kind of lady, very likeable)



https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sDTIQGQFxL4

about 9 hours from singapore, flying somewhere not far from ISIL...... then only another 8 hours to sydney

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TKwvCN4BmgI


this website is great for tracking commercial flights! no need to download anything:

https://flightaware.com/live/flight/SIA391

brrrrr.... that's a chilly 36 degrees they've left behind in sofia..... some kind of mild climate changey kind of winter there maybe...... sure hasn't been particularly hot here in sydney this summer but nothing too crazy either....... generally was getting too hot here anyway in the 80s and 90s - whatever that means (over 100 and ten even) ..... whatever

that's their current location as we roll into tuesday here in sydney..... most of the world is on monday time....... it's actually northern turkey just south of the caspian sea where russia is launching missiles from their ships there in the caspian sea towards northern syria (below turkey on left) and that's northern iraq (below turkey on right) -- that's probably all ISIL territory nowadays --- what Cruz wants to carpet bomb..... looks like they won't be flying near near that territory and hopefully no stray russian missiles will knock them out of the sky, none of them are russian citizens either... i actually spoke to the russian consulate here in sydney about the law for them to get russian citizenship and it's complicated too, can't even remember what it is now but there's no point for it, my wife would have to renounce all her other citizenships or something like that..... they'll be over Iran in no time

no wait a second, the plane flew over the caspian sea after all! at least that's what the website is telling me now, maybe it's not so hot after all..... it seems they're leaving turkish airspace for some teeny weeny country there representing some nation probably no-one even knows what it is, azerbeizhan? turkmenistan? (that's armenia??)  clueless....... something between turkey/russia and iran....... no idea...... just finished painting most of the skirting boards in the spare bedroom while they flew over eastern turkey..... the lodger that was staying there through airbnb for around 3 months checked out a few nights ago, ta ta.... he was a nice guy but watched way too much tv..... also he has a certain body odor which i can only hope is not a direct result for being responsible for too many deaths in his most recent lifetime (before this current one he is in now) -- a very pungent zesty odor, yes indeed.... i'll be buying carpet deodorizer........

did you know beverly hills in LA is choc full of Iranians? yep, there are so many there they have Farsi language on the local ballots..... and Hollywood is practically the most popular abode of Armenians after France and Armenia..... Melbourne australia has more greeks than any city in the world barring athens, people say...... people also say that Bournemouthe in England is absolutely choc full of spaniards

yep, i've ridden up to paris from madrid at least twice on big wheels and it's just long as one of these kind of anti-podal long hall flights...... have also flown it and it's a breeze, just like an hour or something....

they're showing some french movie on the tv 'the chef' with some characters called jacky and beatrice...... however ice pilots from canada seems preferable.... it's a kind of reality show about pilots that fly around in canada's icy nether regions......... those canadians sure know what cold weather is.... and all those climate change deniers.... just ask a canadian, they'll tell you if the climate is changing or no........... so normally would be going to sleep now.... have just been working like a black man as the spaniards say, for the past three months and more..... haven't even had a good proper holiday since i can even remember.......... thinking about doing a second coat of the skirting boards, hopefully two will enough and then soaking the brush in water over night, there's one more wall to do the skirting boards tomorrow but will have to move the cajones which is a very heavy good quality wooden affair and also some ikea tall shelf thingy (ikea makes such crap wood, it's all total pulp they have these giant factories in europe, it's something out of a road runner cartoon from the 'acme' company, really garbage wood from ikea).......... anyway, all that work needs to be done

wifi is such a total monster, she belongs on sesame street.... she'll bust in here and start bitching about every single thing like she's an admiral in the navy or something --- goddam fool.......... she makes me nervous..... still it will be great not having to work tomorrow driving big wheels --- and seeing the kids........... not sure if i even want to/can handle living with mademoiselle though, that's for sure

moments later... still haven't done the second coat although the skirting is probably dry enough now.... turns out 'the chef' isn't such a bad little movie.....  i think it was around the time the family left here, last august, a little before then...i took a booking from a french couple to stay at my crib here through airbnb during the family's european stay --- it all went though..... around about the time of taking this booking, i believe it was, i caught another french movie, like at a hotel north of sydney ---- i didn't find the acting in that movie plausible, some parents had some baby kid called adam with some kind of cancer.... you just couldn't get sucked into the performances of the parents, they were all smoking around their kid and just looked like they were pretending to be his parents.....  but this 'chef' movie, the chef jacky and his mrs beatrice, you can at least believe jacky is a dad, although really, beatrice has just had a daughter but she didn't necessarily look like she'd just had a baby, the actress should have gone for a one mile jog before they shot that

voila mes amis, on a fini les deux film: le chef c'est fini, c'etait pas mal..... et aussi on a fini les 'skirting boards' pour le moment..... il faut seulement une petit chose demain matin et voila.....s'on wake up pour le neuf heure aussi, on voira aussi le 20 heure du france

le vol c'est au nord d'iran maintenant.... en restez c'est le 2 heure de matin maintenant

dropping the kids off at the pool, t minus 43 hours and counting

that was a fashionable euphemism for doing a poop in Virginia in 2001, Dropping the kids off at the pool'.... Not sure how common it is nowadays America wide..... Speaking of dropping the kids off at the pool, trump and Cruz had some strong words this weekend, Cruz promising to carpet bomb Isis (to OBLIVION!) no less
... So complicated.....


let's just change topic.... Great day off today spent at church and then gardening at a kind of Hindu yoga retreat outside Sydney


the kids will be taking off on flight sq6228 from Sofia to Sydney in around twenty hours or so.... There may be slight irregularities in various systems as that goes ahead.....


https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=w9gOQgfPW4Y

is it art?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rISYCquFeI8&spfreload=10

crazy californian pakistani couple 'pops the trunk'; republican jewish convention in washington

hello fronds,

yesterday when i got out of bed and turned on the tv, some shootings had ocurred near LA around 6am sydney local time (i was sleeping at the time).... then i see today show is on with a delay of around 12 hours so it's before the shootings for them..... i'm following the final capture of the SUV that's missing for hours and some mobile shield prodding the dead body out of the SUV while following today show's enamorement (that's not really a word) with some eurotrash tv commercial where someone fakes their own death just to get their kids and grandkids to turn up for dinner (instead of a will settlement) guthrie, in especial, seemed to enjoy the badness of that commercial alot

how much a day can change everything.... matt has had to fly out to the west coast, poor guy, just shlepping around for 3 hours + on an airplane with nothing much to do but eat peanuts and check his email.....see what benji means about american journalists being enslaved by the ridiculous things they report on?

anyway, what do we know about this couple? a) they are both ethnically pakistani so probably inbred to a great extent as are all pakistanis..... that might sound mean if you're some kind of liberal do-gooder but it's true and relevant because inbreeding by marriage to cousins when repeated for multiple generations as in pakistan and saudi arabia leads to a defective brain that typically scores 10 IQ points or less than a non inbred brain.....also extremely high level of birth defects..... The Koran says it's ok to marry your cousin but not that you must.... but in saudi and pakistan, you'd think it said that you must..... the key culture around courting is so thwarted in saudi that everyone just ends up marrying their cousin.... a big war in syria and the chance to run away and join ISIS in Raqqa presents many saudis with their only opportunity to marry a woman that is not their cousin...... there are cases now coming out where just these kinds of soldiers prefer to use birth control pills (something not even treated on in the Koran, but a very serious dimension to all modern humans regardless) and avoid impregnating their war brides in Raqqa, knowing they will likely end up dying in battle anyway..... that's messed up

this couple is extremely murderous, preferring to die in a murder fit than raise their own 6 month old child....therefore this couple is what we would call 'messed up'.... but essentially, what they are saying is, their genes have caved in, they hate everyone else for not being inbred.... they hate themselves for choosing to marry eachother and continue the defective gene line some more....the husband was american and could have just married some chinese woman from san francisco and created a whole new genetic identity...... sorry for the daughter of this couple to dump on her genetic heritage so much, i guess that's mean.......... let me diverge a moment and tell you that my genetic heritage isn't so diverse either..... i don't know, i guess i'm already saying i'm a racist hater but i just don't think saudi arabia and pakistan have much of a future because they are constantly damaging their gene pool, one generation after another by inbreeding........it's an extreme rendition of islam, i suppose

i had my son being babysat on saturdays for about 2 or 3 months by a bangali lady with two little  kids of her own and i just hope she never abused my kid -- he sure was crying alot everytime i left him there, although when i picked him up i'd listen through the door and he wouldn't be crying at all and the sounds coming from within were pleasant

changing topics, and speaking of babysitters --- bibi netandyahoo from israel, remember he had his famous commercial about leaving your kids with the babysitter, or he was the babysitter or something? well soon he'll be receiving trump, this is tied in with my last post, eg., with my call to tom sullivan, etc, as i mentioned on that call that trump was a 'jerk'.... that's not really saying much as probably at least 50% of washington are jerks anyway............ anyway, there's just been this thing called the jewish republican national convention (oy vey) in washington at which trump and carson have spoken.... let me tell you, my wife, who has a very big mouth, also has a friend from childhood from her block of buildings who has grown up and become a kind of sugar daughter to some jewish sugar daddy in manhattan.... this jewish guy is a multimillionaire many times over, has a wife and kids, all raised in the jewish 'faith'....... he is always careful like a pharisee to present himself in just the right jewish 'light' around his jewish 'community', but the side of him i only ever hear about is how he buys his live in prostitute expensive watches and showers her with money.......... see i'm not an anti-semite, i'm just saying the one thing you can take to the bank with jewish guys that will always be true: they like to watch porn movies backwards because the hooker gives the money back....

ari fleischer does not like how ben carson says hummus or hamas at said convention.... see what little bitches these americans are? they will throw billions of dollars and sacrifice millions of lives just so people pronounce hamas the way they want them to..... that's retarded

it would have been interesting to see how the other 12 republican candidates fared at said jewish republican convention but benji is doing overtime today so doesn't have time to play.... 4..5 days until return of kids (and the thing).... Btw, trump, the aforementioned Jewish sugar daddy guy, the colorado planned parenthood shooter are all Muslims due to having multiple wives. You have more than one wife, you're a moslem.

Glerd the pogo stick mender, u.s. politics, politics of Benji's home

greetings froonds, yesterday i had an interesting idea for a first children's story that i can start telling both of my kids.... maybe even print it out after photoshopping some pictures or something and make a book of it...... it will be loosely based on Glerd a pogo stick mender who speaks with a funny semi italian accent in broken english and be-whales his relative lack of standing in life -- it's kind of a metaphor for me -- but more of a joke -- it's starting to take form in my mind... .i can see him throwing his shoes or something innocuous at people he is upset with (like a crazy shooter but in a heartwarming way)

politics of Benji's home.... the president (wifi) is returning from 3.5 months in bulgaria --- on tuesday -- she spent there since last august and it has mostly been great not having to listen to her ungrateful whining all the time............ i can only hope that yours truly, chairman of the crib, can handle having her around again

the secretaries of state will be returning also, aged 2 years and 8 months and nine months old (nine months old but able to stand already......) that's be fun playing with them at least, at least something is something

not sure how long i can handle living with my wife though......... maybe long enough to arrange some marriage counselling........ if you've ever been a slave in a nike factory in indonesia for some greedy american firm, then you know what it's like being married to my wife

harvard university is full of commies -- that sounds random and crazy right? but last night i dreamed about some guy from bulgaria who went to harvard...and actually when i was living in bulgaria in 2007/2008 i met a bulgarian woman who got a full scholarship to harvard paid for by them........ i thoroughly despise how wretchedly pathetic and corrupt the universities have become, but i'll channel my anger through Glerd and his shoe throwing and hope it elicits laughs from my kids......... if i can, i'll encourage them to avoid studying 'liberal arts' at universities.... .i still think universities are ok when it comes to real things like engineering, science, etc.... at least their bigotry doesn't lead to outright evil in those areas

u.s. politics / talk back radio -- just spoke with the call screener of tom sullivan show.... tom sullivan is a kind of stalwart of talk radio in america, he gave ryan seacrest his first job in radio, hopefully that wasn't too upsetting for tom........ the call screener said they only put one caller on the air once per week max, maybe i should have tried to hide that i had been put on the air

here's a screenshot of twitter reaction to my call yesterday to tom sullivan (i used the name 'rick' - it's a very kind of anglo name, in spanish it would be ricardo....) obviously, the name rick has great charm because when used after any of numerous words in english that end with 'p' the word 'prick' is formed which always sounds great

now again, the fact that i have very little social standing and am not a great journalist or talk show host or senator or whatever, i'll just channel that through my children's story to my kid about 'Glerd the pogo stick mender' who is unhappy with his social standing.... it isn't really a big issue for me to be honest, at least i don't think it is

i did want to talk to sullivan today about this article in the new york times:

http://www.nytimes.com/2015/12/02/us/politics/wary-of-donald-trump-gop-leaders-are-caught-in-a-standoff.html?_r=0

this article is typical of the good i see in the ny times, despite not liking a lot of their extreme left wing loon stuff..... it goes into great detail about how trump makes various republicans nervous.....

due to the short attention span and general mengingitic nature of the 24 hour news cycle and fickle american audiences enamored with silly things they perceive as not lame, it may not even be relevant next week

evil, the nature of...... for example, the crazy news cycle in america this week with the radio shows, etc, talks about some crazy shooter in colorado, i have read all about him and he is a thorough nut case and has done some dastardly things, although killing the people he killed easily takes the cake....may God have mercy on his soul -- he'll be going to hell for a time, no doubt......

i confess i do  not envy the american journalists i find who seem to me somehow enslaved by the game they play in that they are forced to follow nasty stories like this colorado shooter due to the idiotic nature of the audiences they are dealing with..... i prefer the 'back office' story which would more be dealing with satanic influences in the spirit world, egging this Dear man on to kill people and how he let his Soul slide in his life to become a victim to these evil energies..... if you're interested in this kind of thing, read Sweedenborg's "heaven and hell" and such like books

very well, that is all for now, some american guys (mormons) are coming over in an hour or so to help me finish some detailing on the paint job i did of my wife's loungeroom and bedroom (i just say it's all hers since she likes to wear the pants and dominate as much as possible)..... in a recent attempt to keep her in check, i made a donation to a charity from our shared finances (as we are married we share everything)........hopefully that will keep her mouth shut -- she is deathly against giving to charity and i myself question the wisdom of providing midwifes to women in africa when i really believe they are overpopulating themselves there and should instead by using more contraceptives..... but, since they insist, i don't suppose there's anything wrong with providing midwife assistance to their childbirths, what would i know? all i know is if i buy a  motorbike the likelihood of dying, statistically, is significantly increased, so i should be happy i guess, that my 50cc scooter, Colleen, has long since given up the ghost.