casino/fat gaga/etc

well that game turned out to be very high-scoring, unfortunately, all while benji slept, as it was already about 4am or so in the morning here, after coming home at 315am from a 12 hour shift, it was time for sleepy poos during the second half..... final score 52 28 --- http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/boxscore?gid=20120930002

we mentioned the average defensive play at 12:35 2nd quarter as the defender's body positioning and downward balance, purely on a physical level, seemed to indicate a judo-esque kind of kung fu defense (blocking with shoulder while trying to maintain a strong squat on the ground) which is always good to see in this sport (blocking)

 

http://jezebel.com/5946233/bulimia-and-anorexia-since-i-was-15-lady-gaga-responds-to-fat-headlines-with-half+naked-pics-and-a-confession

so buying some gas recently, e.g., last nite, noticed at checkout some gossip mag with huge fat photos of lady gaga, turns out that they were photoshopped, but lady herself (that's a weird first name, i know) admits she's thought pizza's a little too magnifico at times....... tried to find that photo we mentioned of her with one of my house guest's for airbnb.com at my crib that she plucked from some audience in perth (yes she pulled the gay guy out like a homing missile hits its target).... couldn't find it, instead found this pic of me and my buddy karl marx at sydney's casino where 'das kapital' is being flung around recklessly through gambling (a sin by all accounts)..... here kovac and benji calculate how to come out of the casino winners and that is precisely what we did, benji is one of the few betters to walk out of the casino in the black not the red.... but that's coz we didn't bet much, the more you bet, the more you lose..... and don't intend to be a loser so won't ever bet there again! anyway, australia is still the kind of country where some newly arrived from lebanon can become a millionaire quickly and afford to lose 10k at the casino, lots of folks come out of that place devastated though, benji knows coz he's always picking them up there in his cab... thanks to the greatness of francis bacon's mind, the father of the english language, these people are 'better' (he who bets: better)

well it's off to buy some nappies with my mom today.... baby (btw NOT pregnant in that photo above, that's just fat) isn't due til march but went to some baby convention on saturday (yes there were ludicrous amounts of pregnant women there and yes benji was very possibly the only guy that went there alone (wifey was working) and yes that did feel a little awkward at times) and they had some 30% of vouchers for certain brands of nappies expiring end of october....... so just gonna take advantage of that and start a little nappy stockpile now..... it's funny to think that 'nappy' was always just a ned-flanders-esque way of saying 'nap' in the benji lexicon but that's all gonna change in about half a year

well wobbling out of bed after a paltry 3 hours or so of sleep, wifey woke me up on her way out to work... turns out ny giants are playing philidelphia somethings and it's live -- no time to watch it though and no tivo so who cares?

http://espn.go.com/nfl/nflpreview?gameId=320930021 

later the same day (october 1st - 10pm local)....... ok so that was funny out in mt druitt.... saw my mom some but wanted to lose her.... too spanish (spaniard-y)....... went to murphy's --- couldn't wake him from his hangover -- murphy is a drunk -- so went back to garage sale on popondetta road between my mom's crib and murphy's....... it was like something out of a californian movie (this garage sale) - like an adam sandler movie....... some high faluting hotshot bmw with a sunroof driving hollywood casting agents could not have found a funnier galute for a silly lame garage sale than this good little mount druitt soul running her garage sale, and what bargains to be had, only someone with some jewish dna would appreciate them: 2 x wilshire knives at benji's suggested price: $2 per knife...... some dvds including eddie murphy's: daddy day care    (www.imdb.com/title/tt0317303/) super cheap (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eddie_murphy)......... a stuffed toy for my kid to be: lady suggested 80c or a $1 -- gave her exactly 80cents for that, her sob stories about wanting to buy food for her 15 year old son, she was like the caddie in the adam sandler movie happy gilmore........... 

went back to murphy's: he's awake now, bbq with murphy.... he mentions some kids he knew since they were like 7 -- one of them reconnected with his long lost biological father in adulthood who has become a mining magnate in indonesia and multi-millionaire, the kid, who murphy befriended since it was 7, loves the dad - since he's loaded and all, joins his business and then marries a super knockout indonesian moslem, only catch: he has to convert to islam, murphy says it's all fake since he's a fatty and drinks beer and doesn't give a tuppence for islam, how can he live with himself? murphy asks..... conclusion, murphy is jealous someone has a hotty and meantime some girl he pursues tells him she'll have an AVO (apprehended violence order) placed on him if he asks her out on a date any more (after the 3rd asking)... 

had a nap in a park 1 hour and before that caught up with my bro's old-timer buddy ricardo who is like some kind of grandad now --- want to see if he can lend me his trailer -- talked about my bro some 

we mentioned earlier how fat actor samuel l. jackson's momma is, here she is on imdb:  http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0357002/bio 

http://www.staceyhalprin.com/beforeafter.html

laces out! it's tupperguddy time

this year's tupperguddy season has begun in benji-land.... it's new england patriots playing buffalo and tom brady is right there on the tv along with all those great colors like blue and green.... everyone is dressed so colorfully and amazingly in the stands or bleachers or whatever they are and on the sidelines, it's a surety that this year's tupperguddy will please, where 'homeland', late nite tv, news channels (excepting fox) and any number of movies and 'entertainment' shows like csi have failed (witness the non-sensicality of the law and order franchise)...........

also, have successfully figured out how to milk my phone's 4gb of inet per month using my porty computer which is great.......... made a heap of money tonite as it was superbowl here for rugby league -- have never seen it so busy on rugby final day ever but probably coz tomorrow is a public holiday

notable play: watch how 31 hits 38 in 2nd quarter 12:35 

farewell fox news, parting is such okelly-doodley sorrow

well it's end of september and they have pre-emptively shut down my foxtel so no more fox news or discovery channel or tivo-ing random episodes of letterman, cbs this morning and simpsons and family guys

no more tivo-ing period..... now currently watching bull-riding from 10nessee.... before long it will be conan o'brien........... he will be crushed like the girly ant he is........ and then channel-changed on.... and there will be some tupperguddy games too but in general there's not much else to catch with this free to air stuff........ the 'entertainment' programs the americans are pushing are too far beneath benji's intelligence (bull riding isn't though)......

bluetooth update

bluetooth adaptor cost $20 and allows syncing of phone with porty computer but there's some kind of modem issue which is preventing porty pc from accessing mobile phone's amazing 4gb of i-net........ in picture above is my buddy karl marx, to my right, who can only get laid if you sweep his leg and he falls over, on my left is my buddy from congo, (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Democratic_Republic_of_the_Congo), he can totally get laid in all kinds of ways you don't even want to know about (all legal)

guy suicides live on fox news

thanks for showing us someone suiciding live on fox news -- didn't know it was  snuff movie service... just horrible............. well, anyway, speaking of suiciders, my father and my sister raquel, both of whom have suicided separately, a funny thing about their relationship, when raquel was a teenager and kind of slutting around a little i guess with some aboriginal kid or something like that, apparently some aboriginal girls wanted to beat her up becoz of it so my father told my sister: 'get a pen and put it in their eye if they make trouble for you'............. i don't know how i recall this but it's an observation i've held as fact some time

hence, the above image: the leg, sweep it, is a kind of symbol for fatherhood......... maybe subconsiously am thinking about becoming a father......

newsflash!

here's a newsflash! you know who else can go sweep a leg? dumb sons of bitches samual l. jackson and his dumb gay girlfriend tarantino, that's who!

granted, the latter isn't involved in some dumb pro-obama political advert recently, but his movies are so full of lard and tripe amply buffering the good bits (and he's always talking shit like a shit-tap spigot that never stops dripping shit), and he's such an obnoxious jerk who really thinks he knows it all so we all shit on his whore-dead as they say in spain

dumb bitch samuel l. jackson, who will cry like a girl and yell racist like a little girly bitch can go sweep a leg! look at his bullshit video he put out:

http://omg.yahoo.com/blogs/now/yahoo-exclusive-see-samuel-l-jackson-pro-obama-120110618.html

you know what jackson buddy? if u want a black president, you should've been rooting for herman cain! go promote some anglo-saxon australian over all other australian races in hollywood you predictable arse repeating-arse motherfucking racist JERK!

what else is retarded is american jews (ashkenazi ones that fund jackson's half-arsed garble talk) calling for socialism, unions, 'helping poor people to food stamps'........... if you go to jerusalem, you can avoid these kinds of dumb arse west-coast jews, better to hang out with iranians in beverley hills than some dopey west coast jews........ plenty of better jews than that in jerusalem.............

yo momma's so fat jackson, she wears a malcolm x t-shirt to the beach and a helicopter lands on her and you know it biatch! so nerni-nerni-nerr-nerr you dumb dickslappin' clown.... alright? someone slaps her thigh and the surfers come and run to catch a wave there, that's why there was surfy music in pulp fiction you stupid SUCKA; coz yo' momma's fat!

let benji clarify, benji does not root for the right-wing guy becoz he'll be like the dick-eads on fox news so he'll have what to identify with, no........... the issue is not skin color or having european genes either........ it's a question of foreign policy --- if america has to go to war with iran, as a citizen of the planet, benji much prefers romney in office... that's why.... you know why? coz obama will be jerking barbara walters off about snookie or some crap on the view while iran is making  nuclear bombs unchecked.......... romney needs to get elected and then drop a bunker buster on irans' nuclear labs..........that's for starters... he'll also be more likely to fix the economy there and stop spending money on food stamps and socialist bullshit

OH, and you pwitty wittle tewtle dove birwdies? sweep the leg!

oh and Ainsley? Sweep the leg

some free advice for the republican party of the usa: sweep the leg

you too o'reilly! less talk, more sweep

SWEEP THE LEG!

only house in my hometown in western sydney on www.airbnb.com gets hit and sunk by user comment

b2 - hit, b3 - hit, b4 hit and sunk


Best of Both worlds ? No. Wilmott is not a nice part of Sydney, one of the roughest, poorest areas in NSW. Even my bank manager in Sydney suggested I leave the area asap. More cockroaches than people. Perhaps the name of the property should be "Between a Rock and a Hard Place"? The bus station is a Mount Druit, not an area you want to be in late at night unless you're street wise. The description of the area "being between the mountains and the beaches" paints a much rosier picture than reality, I was happy to leave Willmot. I didn't feel at all welcome during my stay. Which is a disgrace considering the amount of $$ charged ! As an emergency stay here, otherwise have a good look around. For the same price, I stayed in a 5* very secure apartment overlooking the very beautiful Chatswood centre with a very polite, professional Japanese couple. The house in Willmot smelled of used cat litter tray, no air con and doors are kept closed to keep the cat in ! I was given a towel to use but I think it had been used on the dog first. All in all, a complete nightmare, high cost yet very low budget accommodation in a real bad part of town.

sweep the leg Romney! no mercy!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=4kr24G8jQpM (karate kid, sweep the leg scene)

just went to some completely retarded PR event for some retarded honda hybrid cars........ put your leftover food in the freezer to save the planet, yada yada yada.......... gettin' mighty sick of it!!!

SWEEP THE LEG ROMNEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO MERCY!!!!!!!!!!!!

setting up Bluetooth technology

www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_x7DFmgX8M  (beethoven's 5th remixed techno)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=VAQKFNrL-o0 (walter murphy's disco version of 5th symphony)

well this is tremendously annoying... .if ur fixing to migrate to australia or visit and need a phone, buy a $2 amaysim sym card and you will be a winner: $40 per month, no contract, unlimited phone calls + 4gb of i'net per month.......... buy anything else and you will be another dumb australian rape victim (one of many)

now the trick to avoid being raped by some internet provider here is to sync your phone to your pc and take advantage of amaysim's 4gb per month -- but apparently, you need a Bluetooth adapter plugged in to ur pc if it's not built in......... well i need to buy a $20 cable and install it around the glass door frames to the monster big tv so as not to have to move the tv with the disconnection of foxtel in a few days.......

smells like the cat, pudsy, has somehow mysteriously peed inside -- cat piss is absolutely a horrible smell, this is unacceptable

rollin' wid benji

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zUEZTPjl-bg (notorious b.i.g.)

ok remember recently we mentioned the pathetic larvae of good mourning america and their hopelessly pathetic cry for help manifested as the 'pop culture' metre with its 'hotness' -- well that's on now after a 12 hour tuesday nite drive -- normally we don't drive tuesdays but going to some kind of crap wednesday to do with a hybrid car and gonna clean a house with alexander the bulgarian kid..........

foxtel with fox news and discovery channel, etc, expires end of september which means conan o'brien, sideshow bob and other losers will be under the microscope along with watching some tupperguddy to decide whether its dumb once and for all and if so just how dumb.......... the minute o'brien gets boring, benji will be ready to hate and immediately start talking about accessories for his 6cylindir holden commodore like the zebra-skinned, pink rimmed fluffy steering wheel cover my mom bought me the other day

also we mentioned some high-rotation video benji had made in 2002 2003 while serving a self imposed a dean (18) month prison sentence under house arrest that showed some air force pilots that bombed some canadians in afghanistan, got a slap on the wrist and walk out of their court-marshall smiling; also on this montage we had the sunnum bonum of dexter's laboratory -- dexter is not a lame show from some sicko perverts in LA about a serial killer, it's actually a cartoon from cartoon network that is exceedingly triumphant in its excellent awesomeness.... the sunnum bonum of dexter's laboratory, in benji's opinion, is the episode where memdar, dexter's nemesis, comes by (not bisexual orgasm 'come bi' but 'drops in'/'visits' comes by) dexter's crib to steal his memories with a brain machine and dexter's memories only consist of jumping up and down and saying 'i am a baby, i am a baby'.......... 

watch this spot

watch this spot to get your fix of scarab beetles and what not in future as benji phases out his other blog and  phases this one in by month's end