He would love mine. It also talks with a beautiful American accent and a mere $300 AUD brand new. Everything I love about China, perfectly typified by this machine they made.
I tried the mop function today after top gun afterburning the vacuum function. It's all controlled by my phone. It has three suck levels and three mop water levels. It even finds its own way back to its charging pod and can be activated from far away as controlled by WiFi.
https://youtu.be/Ye7FKc1JQe4?si=SsQpyJUV6fWp-k4G
One of my American best buddies is telling me to publish my travel memoirs so here's something... This is the guy in like late March 2005 we go up to the window at Fox News in Manhattan and I stick my head on the glass pane..... Just me and him, I'd just spent like a year in china.....
To answer your question, I didn't do much in Biloxi Mississippi. I entered with a bunch of Spanish speakers, some legal some without proper immigration paperwork, from Louisiana. Sharing a house together with whoever other Spanish speakers, which is a common thing amongst Spanish speakers in America: moving around together, sharing buses, cars, homes, food, etc. There were no cartel types there that I know of however shortly afterwards I ended up spending a couple weeks dishwashing in Florida with a coyote criminal Mexican guy, somewhat likeable I must say.
It's quite a cosy arrangement amongst the hispano parlantes all over America I reckon.
Our sharehouse in Biloxi was a short walk to the waterside (gulf of Mexico). I reckon Mississippi law requires all casinos to be floating not on dry land. The most amazing thing looking back, is that the nearest casino of this kind, was shortly afterwards destroyed by hurricane Katrina just a matter of weeks later and just a few weeks later I saw a photo of said casino, with it's unmistakable giant guitar neck. Snapped, in a Chinese newspaper in china near Beijing. Amazing. The very same place from a few weeks beforehand in Biloxi, making news in china, due to freak weather destruction.
Similar destructive weather just hit that part of China (Beijing 2023) where that kooky Biloxi casino photo was in the local newspaper.
Interesting.
So after my 'poodling' around, as my hostile sister Patricia would say. Also somewhat of a traveller, and bidding adieu to my coyote cartel friend. Roberto. I noted Roberto mentioned being detained by the FBI at one point and being told he was on their most wanted list. Hearing his stories of coordinating hundreds of people across the freezing deserts of the former Spanish territories of Mexico and Texas, two or three cell phones on hand, ICE helicopters circling overhead. A cartel truck driver on the Texan side of the border. Rocks to hide under to evade the helicopters. People freezing to death. Roberto, the ruthless shepherd, their fearless leader. He offered me a job for 100k per year weighing and packaging drugs, and probably pimping whores too. Biloxi seemed so far away at that moment. Sigh, it was all too much for the comfort lovin' poodle Benji. I waddled over to the airport in Florida, panting slightly in my poodle like way and paid a little extra for using cash to purchase a one way flight back to NYC.
My new roommate who has just moved in when I'd departed my beautiful and expensive home in Queens a month earlier for Biloxi and beyond (Florida, Polk County), Guadalupe, a first generation Texan woman from Mexican parents has divorced her military white guy husband and was feeling randy. I was sure I could help.
For some inexplicable reason, be it genetic defect, a dark and emotionally empty, poodle like soul, or whatever the reason was, the freedom of east coast America and the loving embrace of the maturely aged Guadalupe, some seven years older than my 29 years, did not seem enough to satisfy my urge to return from whence I had come, communist China.
I admit it never looked colder and more totalitarian than after an almost six months stay in impressive NYC including the four week southern sojourn just mentioned. Something magical about the southern American states can let my imprisoned and forgotten childhood Australian slow drawling accent roam free, even just for a moment at a corner store after putting up drywall in a cheap new fabricated house with the Hispanics, speaking Spanish all day. One of the guys with a real residency card in the pipeworks, unlike my fake one, is a steelworker and a shipbuilder. A slow drawling Australian accent is always well received in the southern states of America.
In Hong Kong I purchase a ticket for faraway Xinjiang. To visit a local ughur there that was my friend in Shandong two years before. I still feel tremendous freedom in myself and tremendous strength and potential in the Chinese who I had spent over a year with at this point. My ughur friend was from the spring time of 2004. I left his area flying to Paris and taking a slow train to Sofia Bulgaria at the end of spring 2004. Leaving behind the small town in Shandong which I found immensely pleasant. All the stories of human rights violations and tortured folks having their organs plundered never even entered my calculations any more than an IBM worker in 1940s America making punch cards destined for nazi Germany and Jewish extermination. Similarly I was unaware of the fate of my ughur friend. Our carefree soccer playing days with his religious Uyghur friends, he himself sceptical about religion, were a memory like a fable or dream, something that actually occurred but now seems dreamlike in my recollection. I made my future and current wife's acquaintance in Bulgaria at the tender age of 21. We go on a date but don't even head to first base. Somehow we end up marrying and having kids.
The internal freedom I felt, immense and unaware, barely self conscious, and the tremendous potential and power latent in the Chinese people are front and centre as I fly into Xinjiang from NYC in late August 2005, some eighteen years ago now. My ughur friend organises a local meal with many locals, including many mature, maternal age ughur women. He works in a water waste treatment centre, having graduated from college in Shandong. All of his colleagues are Chinese and he hates them, small wonder as they would all end up enslaving his people en masse in something akin to the Nazi German campaign against the Jews. Instead of starvation and beatings and swift and merciful death. They get electric zapping cattle prods by the train load and beatings and possibly less starvation, a similar amount of rape and beatings. Less immediate and swift death which they would prefer, and more incarceration and brainwashing from a hostile totalitarian Orwellian state. I leave the area after three weeks and fly to Beijing. My first manager there is a sexy Chinese woman and I just want to hump the shit out of her. She's telling me her father is a cop in Tibet so another psycho sadistic Chinese authoritarian guy no doubt. Thank God she leaves me as for some reason I'm not interested in screwing the pants off her even though my body wants it. The school is cold and sterile in a satellite city near Beijing. I leave the slightly privileged sixteen year old kids there and head for the south where the weather is warmer and the people of Guangdong hopefully more relaxed and human and likeable. Warmer.
Hmm, there's a guy from north Dakota running for the republican nomination in America. Doug Burgum I think his name is. It's an interesting concept. He phrases it as having a job where you need a shower at the end of the day not the beginning. He kind of says it likes it's better to have a job where you get dirty however that's his approach I'll skip that inference and just look at the concept as it's a pretty good notion....
I can now shower at two bus depots plus two different sailing clubs. All four places require special keys to get in. I could also get a camping bladder shower for my boat or just dump a bucket of water over myself on the boat in the coming summer months.
IT jobs, shower before work.
Dirty jobs like gardening, cleaning roofs, shower after work
Things I've noticed recently. Pete Buttigieg's husband, yes husband (they're both men), took his same last name and they've both adopted one or two babies. I think it's creepy. Call me homophobic but when I mention to gay men if they have kids (since it's a thing nowadays), he might say, 'oh hell no I'm gay!'.
Interesting. My father would have told them they're going backwards, all the gays. Probably their kids too.
I've noticed they're selling Goya brand stuffed jars at a local produce shop. The Goya commercials on the radio are annoying.
Watch:
https://youtu.be/wgu_Coy3z8Y
In the mystic Swedenborg's writings we read that Abraham is a metaphor for childhood. In this wise the story of the beggar in Luke chapter sixteen, dying and carried by the angels to Abraham's bosom means to die and be eventually reincarnated to Abraham's bosom (childhood).
Being in torments (in Hades) he lifted up his eyes and saw Lazarus afar off in Abraham's bosom. (Lazarus living again as a reincarnated or resurrected child).
When I was a child around age nine, ten, etc, my father got membership in a video club and would often bring home big Hollywood blockbuster movies and b grade movies on VHS tapes. The aforementioned often recently played out on the big screen. Especially memorable were Richard Prior and Gene Hackman in the Silver Streak. I still remember that train plowing through Grand Central station in NYC, unstoppable. Or maybe it was Chicago. I did go to Grand Central station one time in NYC.
Did I feel like Lazarus, happy in Abraham's bosom? Lazarus never had the Class of 1984 to watch, an R rating I suppose. I certainly wasn't complaining. I'm not sure what Lazarus had apart from his mother's bosom, to keep him happy. But I was never complaining, watching my Hollywood blockbusters as a kid. Literally block busting in the case of the Silver Streak and its eventual termination.
Have I ever felt like the rich man in Hades? Seeing Lazarus in Abraham's bosom? Well I mentioned on this blog one particular Anglican church in Sydney where I thought it may have been the case that both my sister and my father passed through, reincarnated in Abraham's bosom as it were. Both of the mothers of the girl and boy (I do not believe souls often reincarnate in opposite genders nor that transgender philosophy is anything but Satanism). I wouldn't say I was in the fires of Hades when I saw these two kids in Abraham's bosom (childhood). Both of the mothers of these children seemed capable parents. The girl's mother an Anglo Saxon, the boy's a Ukrainian. I cannot prove that the respective children were the literal reincarnations of my sister and father however likewise no-one can prove otherwise.
Neither child showed any interest in the other. So unlike the rich man and his perception of Lazarus in Abraham's bosom, I didn't see any recognition of the two children in Abraham's bosom that they had been in a father daughter relationship in the immediately previous life, or any kind of recognition of each other as knowing each other from other previous lifes apart from the immediate one. In any case, I would think that in many churches, all around the world, such scenarios are common where children in the church are resurrected to other families within full sight of the older people who recently lost a family member. This could explain the comfort many people find in their congregations. I would describe this as a kind of 'holographic principle' like a three dimensional shadow on a two dimensional plane such as recently described by the American David Grunsch in Congress in the last week, regarding life on earth....
https://youtu.be/aYKkQQd7I4s
Since I had the fires of Hades to contend with before and after those busy days when my firstborn child, a boy, was a little toddler at that church. I can still relate to the rich man.
Furthermore, at Jacob's well with the Samaritan woman and elsewhere, Jesus talks about food and drink in terms of spiritual knowledge that satisfies. Did I find Class of 1984 spiritual knowledge that satisfied as a child? Let's say it piqued my interest. What is spiritual knowledge that satisfies?
Is it what the rich man was craving in the fires of Hades? Itself a metaphor for a spiritually tormenting situation.
The rich man sees Abraham afar off. Can it be that while being tormented in hell between lifetimes that we're aware our succour, resurrection as a baby, Abraham's bosom, is a long way away? Could time really be moot at this point like a spiritual state while dreaming at night.
The rich man wishes for Lazarus to dip his finger in water. Don't children often do this by wiping away tears?
I would even speculate that Abraham is 16:24 could be translated as, future karmic childhood, let the resurrected Lazarus now living in childhood happiness be a part of my Karmic future childhood immediately! As an atonement for how I left Lazarus poor and abandoned.
In chapter 16:25 Abraham could be translated as, future lessons of childhood in a potential immediate future incarnation as a child while aware and suffering intensely in a disincarnate spiritual plane.
Obviously Abraham is a much easier term that says a lot.
The Rich Man and Lazarus
19 “There was a rich man who was dressed in purple and fine linen and lived in luxury every day. 20 At his gate was laid a beggar named Lazarus, covered with sores 21 and longing to eat what fell from the rich man’s table. Even the dogs came and licked his sores.
22 “The time came when the beggar died and the angels carried him to Abraham’s side. The rich man also died and was buried. 23 In Hades, where he was in torment, he looked up and saw Abraham far away, with Lazarus by his side. 24 So he called to him, ‘Father Abraham, have pity on me and send Lazarus to dip the tip of his finger in water and cool my tongue, because I am in agony in this fire.’
25 “But Abraham replied, ‘Son, remember that in your lifetime you received your good things, while Lazarus received bad things, but now he is comforted here and you are in agony. 26 And besides all this, between us and you a great chasm has been set in place, so that those who want to go from here to you cannot, nor can anyone cross over from there to us.’
27 “He answered, ‘Then I beg you, father, send Lazarus to my family, 28 for I have five brothers. Let him warn them, so that they will not also come to this place of torment.’
29 “Abraham replied, ‘They have Moses and the Prophets; let them listen to them.’
30 “‘No, father Abraham,’ he said, ‘but if someone from the dead goes to them, they will repent.’
31 “He said to him, ‘If they do not listen to Moses and the Prophets, they will not be convinced even if someone rises from the dead.’”
Having mentioned all of the aforementioned, let me note on my American football story that Tiler needs shoulder pads (white linen) to play, under his fine purple dress. And let's consider ways to Abraham in Class of 1984, having your arm severed with a bandsaw. And let's consider the spectacular site and sight, of the Silver Streak terminating at the train station:
https://youtu.be/5qPAOarQxaU
It's really pretty amazing isn't it. James Cameron style special effects pre CGI and not even ex Amtrak boss Joe Biden and Pete Buttigieg can stop it.
Let's take a look at the Denzel Washington train movie since we're with unstoppable trains. Actually we won't do that because it's a stupid movie. So we'll watch the dad from Family Guy instead. And the Silver Streak terminates in Chicago by the way.
Family Guy dad... A different insight into 'Abraham'....
Peter meets his dad ...
https://youtu.be/0DqgWCSn8lI
It'd be funny if they had an episode where Joe Biden is Pete Buttigieg's father.
Maybe the rich man wanted Lazarus to be his father in the future life, as a mercy. Maybe that's what he meant by father Abraham.
Actually I don't like the human rights abuses in Xinjiang and Tibet and I know 60 minutes and the Hong Kong folks probably don't give a shit about that.
But anyway, I wouldn't want to play devil's advocate for that. But let's look at the moron Sarah Abbo (got to call a spade a spade folks):
https://youtu.be/YAReADN0N9M
Her Hong Kong friend is an Australian citizen. Unlike Australians whose ancestry dates back 250+ years, in 1960s Australia, who couldn't be citizens, unlike Kevin. Then the imbécil Sarah Abbo goes on to reveal her pitiful 60 minutes ideas: "couldn't get more Australian than watching Pat Cummins play cricket". Because the folks playing baseball all over Australia including on NDTV channel are un Australian cause they're not British acting. Moron.
So let's look at something more Australian than Pat Cummins... Abbo....
https://youtu.be/EYS_gMW10HA
https://www.marca.com/en/lifestyle/celebrities/2023/06/16/648ca6f1e2704e763d8b4608.html
If the stars align and I ever get round to condescending to make a feature length movie for the ignorant and undeserving masses, I can tell you the first big name on my radar I need to check on is Kevin Spacey.
As a filmmaker I personally do not give a shit if he has sexually assaulted some thespian guys in England. I mean that's something for his lawyers to worry about.
I mean if I find an actor one day that I want to make a feature length film with one day, with dialog and a story. I mean not just filming trees for 90 minutes like Andy Warhol or something. I mean I have worked with actors before. What I know about Kevin from my taxi driving days is like he threw a chair at someone in Sydney or something and has a few loose screws. I don't even know what part of America he's from or most of his movies, just American Beauty and like he pretends to be a cripple and all kinds of other odd characters in one of his movies. I just think he is someone I could see myself wanting to make a film with. I mean if he tried grabbing my nuts I would hit him no doubt but just want to keep working I wouldn't run crying to law enforcement.
I think I can get his agent's contact details on IMDb. I prefer snail mail anyway. I'll just start sampling my questions now ...
Question one, consider the cowboy from Mulholland Drive:
1) in a few words, describe where you might find a store that sells the exact clothes the cowboy is wearing.
2) suppose you'd never seen the movie or couldn't remember how the director guy in black clothes got all the pink stuff on his outfit, how might you think his outfit got like that?
Oh ok now I remember there's one other Kevin Spacey movie like Bad Bosses or something... Let me find the scene where he drives off in his Porsche... Ok yeah Horrible Bosses, he's in that movie, that's a very entertaining movie....
https://youtu.be/TgACfyfjFBI
3) "there's sometimes a buggy, how many drivers does a buggy have?" Describe in about fifty words what the buggy might look like. Draw a picture of it (use coloured pencils or crayons).
4) based on the cowboy's appearance, would you say he has a firearm on his person and or on his buggy? Explain fifty words approximately.
5) the famous movie quote, "this is a bust!" refers to
a statue bust
be groping some lady's chest
C something else
6) Jedd Clampet's next door neighbours in the Beverly Hills are:
a Jethro and Ellie May
b the Drysdales
c moonshine vessels
7) consider the Dennis Leary song, I'm an asshole. John Wayne is going to be extremely angry after being unthawed..... Why?
a. Someone called his sister a fuggen shlut
B. Someone took his authentic cowboy clothes and gave him shit clothes like that cowboy from Malibu
C. He's not like Rock Hudson but a real dick swinging tough guy even off stage, not just a fudge packing little bitch
D. Some other reason, explain what (eg hairlice)
8) two donuts 🍩☕🍩🍩☕ at a cafe start talking to each other, the chocolate donut says it's gay but the strawberry donut says it's transgender. When is it lying?
a) Monday
B) fifty £ sterling
C) Jesus
9) paraphrasing the immortal Bard, we hear that all the world's a stage, folks go huffing and puffing to a meaningless or mysteriously incomprehensible grave. The most correct answer is:
a) Saturday
b) fish in a fish tank
C) ten gallons of unleaded gasoline
10) again with the immortal Bard, Hamlet worries about death because no man returns to tell his story from there: choose the most appropriate response....
a) elevator operator in a department mall
b) devastation
c) fire and brimstone
In the year 2049 women will most likely go out jogging in clothing made from such sheer elastic material, it will cling to every contour of their reproductive organs.
a) true
b) false
C) provide other answer (eg sexism / sandpaper, etc)
By 2037 artificial intelligence will enhance American society by facilitating quadruples and quintiples (marriages involving four or five creatures including at least three humans)
a) true
b) false
C) provide other answer , eg watermelon, more suicide safety nets for the suiciding slaves at Foxconn and elsewhere in China, etc
If Woody Allen had the benefit of a quintiple way relationship organised by AI, what other three parties might be involved apart from his Korean foster child....
(List three parties)
The modern day convenience store phenomenon caught on camera where convenience store customers step over a dying person on the floor, make a purchase and leave without showing concern, is known as:
a) ghost-stepping
b) the butterfly knife
C) the ducky boys
(Just choose one answer that seems most relevant)
Currently chickens are genetically altered to grow to full size from hatching in six weeks instead of three months, obviously to make the process cheaper. Often the chickens are often unable to stand up because of genetic modifications. From this we can most likely construe which:
a) genetic abnormalities make the world go round
b) yo mamma's so fat Greenpeace tries to roll her back into the water when she gets the subway to Coney island.
C) provide other answer here, eg movies with too much gratuitous violence like matrix part eight are ridiculous
'the roof is on fire, we don't care let the m#therf#cker burn ', is most applicable:
a) in Hindi culture only
b) in a fire brigade station in Hollywood or somewhere
C) in the Milky way galaxy but no other galaxy
South Park once lampooned the French Polynesian Russell Crowe, depicting him as:
a fuggen shlut
b dumb fuggen shlut
C. Semi useless fuggen shlut
The final fight scene in the Wanderers is so ridiculous it's what causes Linda Blair to ask her fellow thespian, "why Dimmy why you do this to me?"
https://youtu.be/3fVmWP4hozI
True
False
Some other answer, eg.... Turnips, tomato paste, front end loader, bulldozer, etc
Question 19 or whatever):
Considering question one again, imagine smash and grab looters such as those that drive major businesses out of San Francisco, find the cowboy's clothing store and it's called Rodeo Darive (yes, with an 'a'). Describe your feelings in twenty words approximately at seeing Rodeo Darive gutted and looted along with all the other nearby stores
Continuing in that vein, imagine you notice one store miraculously escapes damage and there's a picture of Trump with a sand wedge standing in a sand bunker after wedging out and racks of Trump brand golf clothes, all miraculously unscathed. In twenty words describe how this makes you feel. You can also just draw a picture for this particular question, but not the previous one (19a whatever like).
Question 20 like,
Watching Benji's freestyle kind of doodling montage style here, we can deduce what? Circle appropriate answers:
https://youtu.be/YA8bEGM8EgQ
1) Christopher Walken would stick a gold watch up his ass because some people enjoy that kind of thing
2) seals are less likely to be diced by a helicopter rotor than dragonflies and grasshoppers
3) the celebrity isn't running away from the tank but running towards his bitch priests that run late night tv shows
4) mass casualty attacks (MCAs) involve dismemberment of various body parts like legs and arms from trunks and severe loss of blood
5) the fire and ice routine in Blades of Glory looks safer and cozier than the North Korean iron lotus move
6) a cheese grater in a pizza parlour is indispensable
21 like)
Continuing from point 6 of like question 20. Rats love cheese but they love the pied piper of Hamlin even more. Warner Brothers is casting for a big blockbuster comedy based on a modern day pied piper evacuating all the homeless scum of the earth from California with a magical something or other. Your agent tells you to go for anything just to give your career a jolt but you feel the movie is disrespectful and cynical towards homeless people. What do you do? (Choose only one answer, not zero).
1) put in your ear pods and listen to Eminem and go for a skate on your skateboard. Better just get your mind off it.
2) start comfort eating to get your mind off everything
3) find a safer form of exercise less likely to end in injury
4) drive a tractor around, maybe you'll see the cowboy guy from Mulholland Drive.
Next question, Joe Biden decides to go touchy feely with you in the White House, describe your ideal experience as a recipient, be specific. Eg, pectoral rub lasting one minute.
Next question, describe reciprocating this touchy feeliness, keeping in mind time might not even exist, eg., I look around for secret service then rub Joe's calves ten years later. Duration twenty seconds, even though time doesn't really exist.
Next question: Gateway to Uranus - 2047, is a futuristic science fiction thriller:
a) with 2046 prequels and countless AI gerbals
b) about an overworked casting agent in Los Angeles who gets her twin brother to cross dress and cover for her when she needs time out, even though he wouldn't normally cross dress nor work as a casting agent
C) about an early 50s slightly plump or slim, but not fat, lady in a green almost hippy outfit, striking a tamborine with streamers on it for a musical ensemble
Circling back to the Eminem question from a moment ago, putting aside the tractor, etc. Were one to choose skateboarding in such a scenario, prioritise safety equipment as it suits your specific physical needs, assuming you have no stunt doubles and must master skateboarding to some extent, list from one (most important) to four (least important).
a) helmet, protect the brain. b) gloves. C) knee guards. d) leather pants
Circling back to gratuitous and ridiculously absurd and meaningless movie violence to the point where cinema has become an expression of mental illness and general sickness. Choose a way to use a pogo stick unexpectedly to effect devastating and amazing violence in a scene. Explain in one paragraph the dramatic intensity. Assume no use of intense soundtrack.
Shooting a television screen with a handgun is a surefire way to get in target practice and turn the tv off ... Describe what annoying thing would be playing on the tv in an amazing scene where an armchair warmer suddenly shoots their screen (note Star Trek is too obvious an answer/unacceptable)....
Beverly Hills 90210 is a plausible answer, a squirrel 🐿️🐿️, etc. You could also shoot a squirrel on the screen and then focus pull and shoot a squirrel on a branch above the screen.
The four corners of the movie screen are different from the round circle like nature of the planet. It is acceptable to effect a devastating and tremendous attack on the Pentagon in order to transmute from the circular real world to the faux, four cornered flatscreen world:
A) true
B) false
C) only if you want to spend thirty years in Guantanamo Bay
Speaking of Guantanamo Bay, consider this classic scene from A Few Good Men:
https://youtu.be/2sLcfQKU_co
What could be the truth that Colonel Jessup memorably asserts one cannot handle? Circle valid answers:
a) Tom Cruise would never do well playing Rambo because he cannot sew sutures onto his own bleeding arm without a big pain numbing deal
b) Colonel Jessup never had the balls to pick up the judge's hammer and smash Tom Cruise's brains in with it
C) Napoleon never said 'excuse me' and 'please' and 'would you mind terribly?' while conquering armies with a shitload of french soldiers behind him
d) liquor providers in the deep South must curtail alcohol sales on Sundays for religious reasons
E) the Pentagon is an equal opportunity employer
f) Santiago was a substandard marine
g) Kevin Bacon loves breakfast at McDonald's
Returning to the notion of the flat (and large) movie screen, before we look at complex emotions in a close up with a face ten metres wide on the big screen, Vladimir Putin, the modern day czar, is found off aforementioned screen, figuratively speaking, to the:
Upper right
Upper left
Lower right
Lower left
Looking at complex emotions in a close up with a face ten metres wide on the big screen:
Supposing there were countless AI operated gerbals in sci fi thriller Gateway to Uranus: 2047. Your character is a computer programmer with a penchant for breeding rodents who specialises in sticking computer chips into animals, think: the black guy computer programmer who ruins the world in Terminator 2.
Putting aside the politics of having robots for dads who can never yell at their sons, consider the emotional range on the parents faces, contrasted with the tremendous emotion shown on the son's face.
https://youtu.be/laOiuSqjtac
Now consider this movie trailer for Class of 1984, consider the plethora of emotions on everyone's faces.
https://youtu.be/6tlM1gvzOsk
Emotions aside, from a strictly academic perspective, we might say the kid character from Terminator 2 and kids characters from the Class of 1984 are Ivy League material,
True or
False ?
Listening robustly to Deltron 3030 'mastermind' with regard to representations about 'sterling', return to question eight and readjust your answer in different colour ink without amending prior representation if you feel the need.
https://youtu.be/tNDcEaC1xkg
If you do so and see a new representation for question eight, briefly note any difference you note between your buggy doodle and scratchings for question eight.
Guestimate approximately how many hundreds of millions eat,
I) with western style cutlery
Ii) with chopsticks
III) WITH their fingers
Of these, order in order of most likely to least likely those who are likely to care about the singer Madonna's greatest hits.
Circling back to the Terminator and Russell Crowe, consider the character played by Lee Majors:
https://youtu.be/0CPJ-AbCsT8
In a cage fight amongst the aforementioned three characters, who would kill Crowe first and why?
Who would be the last cyborg standing and why?
Consider the world's fastest buggy and its chocolate and strawberry donut like tires ... Note the extreme sophistication in aerodynamics and design:
https://youtu.be/V7707zEX9X4
Taking heed, as Vanilla Ice would say, of the aforementioned bugging, and noting the cowboy's advice from Mulholland Drive that the buggy can only have one driver, which of the following two potential drivers, could be best for the fastest buggy, explain in one paragraph less than two hundred words:
a) the crazy old man that drops his pants from the Simpsons:
https://youtu.be/NRgNbis14pE
b) Pee-Wee Herman after performing a musical virtuoso....
https://youtu.be/XIKHgpnylc8
Next question, Tom Hanks is a homo (pronounced 'home-o'). Circle the word homo.
Justin Bateman was on some 80s show like Family Ties wasn't he? Comment which show without googling or asking or just say can't remember.
Circling back to the French Republican option (C) response from the Guantanamo bay question earlier. Suppose you pass on the option from Warner Bros to work on a Pied Piper of Hamlin production centred on homeless people instead of rats, and take an offer to work on a french movie playing Robespierre the Jacobin revolutionary. Your American agent warns you you won't have any protections under french law with regards to your SAG membership. Later you start shooting and realise the female french director arouses strong misogynistic feelings in you based on her contemptuous treatment of you. You struggle to manage your inner feelings of spite while delivering lines in french which requires daily accent coaching. Do you:
a) play friendly and gift her an unusual hat with sharp edges on the outside which you can later use to dice onions by pelting onions at her head from a hidden storey above (shaving balls). Explain any later possible use of onions if successful at dicing (eg culinary/crying/paste for acrylics)
b) stick her toothbrush up your ass so you can more easily smile for the paparazzi in PR photos with her
c) something else: (write here, eg., get Tom's tumbler from the court room scene aforementioned and murder her cat with it, throw something in her hair a-la Migs in silence of the lambs, etc).
Presque finalment, regardez vous Pierre dans le petit film du gangster rap.... Circle ⭕ the best answer (c'est mieux)... Pierre:
https://youtu.be/B1WUG2wPO6g
a) WC
b) where at
C) guillotine / someone's favorite culler
d) sutures
E) something else: _______________
f) Steve Martin and/or Martin short in the three amigos
g) a bon ratte bon chatte
Circling back to Pee-Wee Herman, buggies, balls. Human cannonballs. Consider the human cannonball in BigTop Pee-Wee from the early 90s. What is the human cannonball's name? Hint: four letters, written on the side of his buggy.
Quoting the Amish people from the aforementioned question regarding Pee-Wee Herman, many people, for 'f-u-u-u-nnnn' (fun), like to watch South Park from Colorado. What is Cartman's mom downloading from the internet in the following scene:
https://youtu.be/XV_Zc-tsLHo?si=X1pbtY5Sl4DpQuyY
1) Kyle's vomit
2) Stan's vomit
3) Alsace Lorraine on the French German border
4) sheiBe
5/) the journalist interviewing slim shady before the Grammys in the real slim shady video clip:
https://youtu.be/eJO5HU_7_1w?si=W4_pyDMwhpjIwwfb
6) women's ⚽ soccer or varsity lacrosse
7) the Italian deck of cards
8) the host of City Vibing in the Gnarls Barkley song ...
https://youtu.be/2GA3a15xF0c?si=m-Ysy6uXZ8i2ikl-
9) someone or something else previously mentioned in this questionnaire
10) someone or something else not previously mentioned in this questionnaire
11) that Mexican lady salma hayak plays Cartman's mom in the gut health phone app
12) Germans and Mexicans are friends, the Three Amigos proves it
11c(I) subsection (5c) Considering aforementioned character(s) and now Bounty Hunter in the POD video clip. Place the following two plot sequences that occur to Bounty Hunter in chronological order:
https://youtu.be/ce2KN06dS7c?si=8XZMcrpccy6q3cOc
Bus hits Bounty Hunter.
Bounty Hunter's girlfriend leaves him.
You go to some ex USSR buttfuck country and have a heart attack. You'll be ok but your doctor says to take it easy for the next year, nothing too hectic. Your agent calls and offers you two cozy options both of which can be done in two weeks on a light schedule:
a) movie studio green screen in a helicopter cabin playing a helicopter pilot in dark sunglasses (not a war-faring machine)
b) on location in a sushi restaurant playing a sushi chef
Your doctor insists you only go with one, due to your heart condition. Which do you choose? Why? (in 200 words or less, eg location is close to ballet theatre, whatever).
Say you chose the helicopter option and never mentioned dicing onions by sticking your arm out the cabin and tossing an onion up, we would assume your pilot is from the deep South. Build a character from the deep South with a grandpappy, moonshine, penchant for country music, etc (200-300 words. On the other hand your pilot is not an onion pitcher, consider where he might be from, Wisconsin, Denmark, etc. Explain.
Would your sushi chef be 109% Japanese, yes or no? Explain.
Circling back to Denis Leary, explain again why John Wayne is angry.
Note: if you selected skateboarding while listening to Eminem as a previous answer and specified having your dog pull your board forward, please indicate how many shards/pieces of glass remain to the best guess (eg one, two, powder) if opting to kill french movie director lady's cat with Tom's tumbler. Ignore glass issue if aforementioned dog was Cujo.
1995: outbreak
Circle only one of the following with any particular color. Multiple colours acceptable.
1) Donald Sutherland
2) accidentally torn Hazmat suit
3) due process
4) Cedar Creek
5) bodybag
6) hurricane Katrina
7) Alverez and Seward Alaska
8) lemur
9) cranberry
10) Top gun2 iceman and maverick are poofters
11) Junior
12) cramped sets
13) facial hair
14) KGB
Please insert completed questionnaire to addressed envelope provided, you may stamp your questionnaire with wax or a digital or holographic identifier or the like if you like. His Benjiness will write again if your answers are deemed suitable. If you have mentioned Denis Leary singing, 'yeah' five or more times, include a photocopy of one of your palms, you may write on your palm if you so please, or draw a picture.
West Virginia, Kentucky, mountain dales ...
https://youtu.be/p3O6bKdPLbw
One guy I'm sailing with in Newcastle was a coal miner for decades. I'm also meeting coal mining related industry folks on William IV in Newcastle.... Biggest coal exporting town in the world I think it is....
