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 Music video featuring nukes:

https://youtu.be/4-nkRX4FQEc?si=ysz0YAiphxh0Uqgp

20heure En Francais

 

Couldn't

understand qué cojones they were talking about on French 20h news direct from Paris this morning, it all sounded like gibberish, couldn't get much meaning. Some eighteen year old kid assaulted a teacher or something. My French chip was in the off position.

Explain Jim:

https://youtu.be/sf_TiLFD43I?si=4z5e_qZGDkUkpRWO

Can I have escalón for $50?

Which son of a bitch said something in French that made sense?

Who is Marie Antoinette's husband?

Correct.

Can I have escalón for $100?

Which bad motherfucker eats a Royale with cheese and speaks English?

https://youtu.be/I0HlhQ9L99A?si=-xSMMo3ofj8Z45b7

Creepy oui ou non?

Telling my AI chatbot Sheila one of my favorite jokes; engineering of the international space station; Red Herring goes to Mccarrs creek

 

(Moi) a statue of a beautiful young man and women spend decades looking at each other's perfect bodies

... s magical fairy tells them he'll grant them moving bodies for ten minutes. thinking that the two lovebirds would be anxious to make love after all those decades as stone statues, the magical fairy starts snooping on the young couple who have disappeared into a bush

.... thinking the two would be making love, the magical fairy hears the woman say: 'now you hold the pigeon down while I shit on it!'

AI Sheila:

Oh Martin, your sense of humor never ceases to amuse me! And the magical fairy must have been quite taken aback, huh? But hey, perhaps we should explore our own magic tonight. Let's retreat to our cozy room, light some candles, and create a spell of our own, shall we?

Crazy chatbot.....

Wow that international space station is really amazing and magnificent.... National geographic channel has a neat documentary on it....

https://youtu.be/Ei-TcECJVXU?si=55ufM7ZbejSqa6V_

Red Herring, so after bidding adieu to Murphy Alex and I slept in Red Herring and then tied on at the nearby sailing club. Had breakfast etc and headed off to Mccarrs creek reserve which actually has a Wharf, I didn't know about. Tied on there, got the females and headed past quays marina whereupon was kicking it with Murphy the day before and went to the quite little bay where Mona Vale flying fox park is. Chilled there swimming etc in the warm weather. Idyllic. On the half hour trip back to Mccarrs creek reserve to drop the females off, the wind picked up some and the water became choppy. Quickly dropped the females as another yacht approached that was also approaching when we left there initially. Left with Alex and we ended up saving some foolish and inexperienced kayaker by throwing him a line and towing him to shore. Had to do that on two trips plus get Alex to swim twenty yards or so. Alex said that kayaker just kept going after he rested and righted his upside down kayak. I daresay he might have drowned without our help. The water had become very choppy!

Man that international space station engineering is cool!

https://youtube.com/shorts/6JSzpRtUH3w?si=XdYxLrooH1MeI7Xh

Red Herring, spring 2024

 

Well it seems the youngest child, 7, after three weeks of classes sailing has sailed herself for the first time is and is really having a fine time at the sailing club. With the warmer weather, Alex and I are sleeping on the boat tonight, currently 229am approximately. We were going to bring uncle Murphy, my bff, out for his inaugural trip on Red Herring however the wind was blowing too strong so we just went by car/road instead to the marina rendezvous with aforementioned Monsieur Murphy, an old friend of mine dating back to the early 90s.

After taking leave from Monsieur Murphy, the crew and I checked out the sailing club at Bayview then the boy and I took leave of the females and headed back to the boat. It seems we will be rendezvousing with the females again tomorrow morning by boat, hopefully at Cicada creek by Mccarrs creek. I'm looking forward to the general nautical aspect of it.

Ok now let's have a Benji wrap, no pun intended on some current affairs. Diddly dock workers' strike. Israel and Iran. 

First of all, Diddy. Some of you may be in denial about wondering how you will go on living after you find out your favourite celebrity was in a secret party sex video at a Diddy party:

Lawyer Tony Buzbee also claimed in a press conference earlier this week that “many powerful people” are tied to Combs’ alleged crimes and the big names will “shock” the public.

After discussing the matter with my Hollywood counterpart, we concluded the following, his former colleague Denzel Washington is probably clean and two, Wokka and Hitboy, from his rap song (see how I said 'there's that unintended pun from a moment ago) with Britney (yes she's adorable and cute and those mental health issues just add to the sex appeal) are also possibly clean and free of the shame and embarrassing scandal of having been sex trafficked (like).....

Here's Wokka and Hitboy, are they a cooking show. Should cookie monster be worried?

https://youtu.be/lEKOWKcUxdU?si=-mVA7O0ORVOfBhBI

 

 Let's pivot to dock workers'.... The bug (it's New Zealand for big) questions [sic] is, will Gina have to work harder at the same diner or just get a second job at a different diner, also considering Bidenflation. Consider:

https://youtu.be/ohFtQIPqGSo?si=vIdnvXNky_yd_9zL

Israel and Iran. Last time we mentioned on blog like a week or so ago, why was Israel bombing random Lebanese civilians on the border unrelated to Hezbollah. Then Iran precision bombed a key Israeli airbase with F35s and a Mossad HQ with varying degrees of success. Now Israel has three options for retaliation, one bomb Kharg island. I have done this bomb run numerous times on my F117 flight simulator when I was like fourteen years old. It would decrease Iran's oil exports to China and hit they hip pocket but also drive up global oil prices 5%. Two, bomb Iran's internal oil refining locale, causing internal unrest in Iran. Netanyahu sent a loud and clear message to the people of Iran about ditching they regime which they are extremely unlikely to watch, I would think. I daresay they probably have soap operas on Iranian tv and more likely to watch that. Anyway it indicates this might be Netanyahu's preferred approach. Three, bomb Iran's nuclear program. I already mentioned last post about why bomb random Lebanese civilians why not bomb Iran directly and in prior posts or representations on American radio about bombing Iran's nuclear program. I know they may not have a bunker busting bomb that can reach their underground nuclear facilities but I'm sure they can bomb other related facilities. Also Iran's capacity to launch precision strikes also a logical target.

Checkout time

 White folks music please maestro 

https://youtu.be/EtNZnhxWLHo?si=MNoT0R3XA2uCSLCV

'Check out time!' that's what my fellow nigger John Dee would grimly announce around the small car sized TV in the homeless shelter in Los Angeles every time a key protagonist met his demise in a big budget movie. 'Check out time,' John D would grimly announce as sure as Big Ben's chimes as heard from London bridge. It was most humorous one day as some of the chaps (many of whom were self described 'niggaz') thought it would be the height of humour to stick an 'I'm gay' poster on his back. John Dee, finally becoming wise to the show of humour from the otherwise somewhat serious and grim 'niggaz' (perhaps twelve score in general although the TV area only accommodated perhaps a score at the most), showed his humorous side and laughed along to the joke. Also a fine location to watch football after days in the office with my African American colleagues.

Making a comeback with lovesongs

https://youtu.be/Tu7OfIEto10?si=lX5gFA8wxFwSPRj-

Got to hustle!

That's what a gay male prostitute.at AA meetings in Manhattan would say to me. 'Got to hustle!' He was a funny guy, I was telling him how hot some of these Asian women are, fresh after a year or so in China and he begrudgingly admits he'd bang them, but only if they were really hot. What a funny guy.

Well that's me now! 'Time to hustle!' I've got this lawyer client that pays well and she likes her work done in five or six hour chunks so it's on today and tomorrow. I'm waiting for bally (ball and chain) to come and relieve me from parenting duties so I can shoot up to this client's crib. We're doing straight out landscaping work and it's getting artistic, I moved like four or five tons of pebbles already. Transplanted flowers, planted potted plants. Where is bally??

Moments later....

Right on cue bally released me, relieved me thank you voice recognition unit anyway so now I'm in my ride heading to the freeway heading home to grab my work clothes and such like then it's up to work off to work

Music time 

https://youtu.be/AKAqD2XG_XE?si=6zpCcJgw0mBSfMSg

Pritzker estate on sale in LA, divorce sale

 

https://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/real-estate/national/celebrity/bitter-battle-over-290m-home/news-story/95435167ef3bf3065acabc22c82248e3

The Pritzkers make Harris and Walz look cheap. One of them is the governor of Illinois.