Saturday, February 27, 2021

Cancel culture, woke dudes

 

Hey, just did some catching up on fox news and news max, various stories and headlines. I should care more about driving change in my own State vis the broken building code exploited by greedy lawyers and unscrupulous and greedy property developers. But it's easier to lie back on my mattress in the garage with the roller door open, birds and breeze and the beautiful garden, a long week's work behind. 


Here's an interview with fox news lady talking to some conservative entertainers about cancel culture.


https://youtu.be/i56iOVLjrpE


As a preamble, most Americans seem so decent to me, regardless of political leanings, I often feel they are unaware of human depravity, scumbags, the punch in the face. The non surprise of 9/11. Maybe some are as many are on really serious drugs and still doing their jobs, no doubt even rich folks. Anyway they seem fairly decent to me, even the Mexicans you meet there.


At the risk of sounding like a homophobe again, and a transphobic (what a ridiculous fraud that political blackmail chip is), please stand by for my new food fighters learning to fly cross dressing art series where I will critique the foo fighter dressed as a woman in the video clip and create new photoshopped friends for her, possibly all Hemmer. Only because Google has cancelled my ability to upload photos directly from my phone though. And secondly cause transphobia is now a thing that can get your career derailed from politics or wherever. Stand by for that as I need to get on the laptop pc for that.


What's my rambling point? If I even have one or is this just a bedtime for Joe Biden dementia dribble now that Dr Seuss is deemed pre-transphobic (where you discriminate against people considering becoming transgender but haven't actually done anything yet, still technically not a thing yet). 


Well my point was if you watch this interview with Harris and consider Martin Singer, the X-Men movie director and imagine his criteria for cancelling people, it'd be pretty shocking in my opinion, keeping in mind I'm from a pretty shocking background, more than most Americans would be no doubt.


Meeting room, Martin Singer talking to personal assistant....


We'll cancel Woods, he never came at my party.


He was there what are you talking about?


But he never came came. Everyone was in the jackoozi teabagging and jacking off on everyone's faces and he was just sitting there. It's like he's just pretending to be gay to get hired. Cancel him!



That's how I imagine cancel culture. Kind of shocking and if you complain you're a homophobe. By the way the foo fighter guy in the video clip looks pretty sexy as a woman I have to say. I think the north Dakota governor lady looks very sexy for her age, I mean I'm guessing she's over fifty and it's impossible to find australian women sexy at that age. I had an old lady student once in Paris that was pretty sexy. She was like in her fifties too. I'm not normally fond of women in their fifties or so but this north Dakota governor lady looks good. But if she's married I'll keep silent! Wouldn't want to pay too much attention like that to some other guy's wife!




Continuing on that vein

 

I mean Americans would have reason to doubt an insignificant Ossie Spaniard white trash like me. When they want spiritual guidance there'll always be some dopey Hindu for them like Deepak Chopra or the Hare Krishna founder guy. Or the Dalai Lama or someone. No doubt an american would never stop to consider what a dopey Ossie Spaniard, who doesn't even know the rules of football, has to say about the laws of karma and reincarnation. In which case, let them consider Ralph Waldo Emerson, with whom I share the same birthday, May 16th. He has written about this topic.


I'll tell you about my russian buddy Sergei from Siberia originally, not far from my kids' grandmother's town of Tumen which is a small Siberian town. Sergei was from near Lake Bacal which is mysteriously the deepest lake in the world some 7 miles deep. I met Sergei road tripping alone a week or so around 2010 near the Queensland border with New south Wales at the Hare Krishna temple in murwullimbah where he was interested to worship God, hopefully just one. It's difficult for me personally to understand followers of Krishna and Jesus when both groups often conflate their semi divine savior born holy and pure, with actual God, saying that the one is the other. It's a tiresome conversation with christians explaining the difference between attunement and at oneness with God and the obvious fact Jesus never said he was God or to be worshipped as God. If God didn't want blundering dumbies running around God is powerful enough to change that when God wants to. God has entire planets made of diamonds and others as light as cork so who knows with God what you're going to get for sure in the creation. Certainly I understand Krishna to be an Indian version of Jesus having lived hundreds of years beforehand, although actually there were two historically different Krishnas in india in the centuries proceeding Jesus, not living concurrently, but both very well known. If polytheists are given to worshipping many Gods instead of monotheism as the muslims, then who knows what the modern Hare Krishna is worshipping. Anyway this Sergei was a modern Hare Krishna like many Russians. He even mentioned Putin having visited some Hare Krishna Russians in India before or something.


Anyway, this Sergei ended up staying with me and my family a week. Of course my wife was very respectful of him as she's half russian. Sergei was always sleeping in his car doing farmwork around and about eastern australia and I told him to get a bank account and a will/testament as it wasn't wise to carry around his life savings with him of 100k or so. To this day I would not be surprised if the investigating Queensland police officers picketed his money. I tried contacting the russian government about it and was told his sister and father were dead. As he'd mentioned them to me I thought I could help them claim their inheritance. Normally in this case I suppose his estate would go to 'the Crown' (which actually refers to the australian government). However I still assume it's more likely investigating police kept his money and Queensland police expect noone will interfere with their business. You'd have to understand Queensland history which is unique in Australia. For a long time it was a pseudo dictatorship with a kind of police state. Kind of like what you're getting now in many Democrat run states in america. Google Joe Bjelke Peterson, Queensland's long serving premier (governor). I also realized dealing with the russian government, it's very much a similar situation where each separate republic is separate from the federal government there and runs its own business. I had a sense of that after having news separately from the moscow based FSB and the local Republic government where Lake Bacal is.


Anyway, one of my longest time friends is Colleen the high school teacher, similar age to me. She was an aspiring actress, performer but her career never took off big. When we first met in Spain, her friend stayed at my place with my aunt and two cousins, this friend of hers ended up marrying and living in LA and works as a kind of groomer for the A list celebrities when they're on the red carpet or something along those lines. She was also dating a famous New York Yankee baseball player at one point. Anyway this Colleen really left it extremely late to have a child, like late 2019 or something so already an age where my working class female classmates from western sydney were already grandmothers around age 43. That's how old Colleen was when she had Liam around late 2019. Of all the people I had met in my entire life, the only soul I could think that would be suited to incarnate as first son and only child of kooky Colleen the 43 year old first time mother, apart from me, of course, would be Sergei. What a perfect match they would make! Colleen is half Polish or something like that and Sergei a russian. I'm sure many Russians would love nyc. You never know! That would be an extremely quick reincarnation but still a theoretical possiblity. God would certainly know. Just consider Schrodinger's cat. Or many mysteries and anomalies of physics. I mean I definitely believe aliens can zoom in, beam you through your apartment wall all the way into their spaceship and start experimenting on you like biologists that capture a dolphin. Who knows what's really going on? It's a mysterious universe out there.

Thursday, February 25, 2021

His Benjiness speaks, parlez il son Benjiness

 

I think that might be a correct translation. Now fans of the blog, possibly of a future where everything from this time looks extremely cliched and redundant except his Benjiness, may have noticed his Benjiness not using as many videos and photos as before. Even looking at the day my mom died on my blog, my journalism, as it were, with my son recently, I think it was still possible to upload videos quite easily.


Even though this wasn't long time ago the sense of timing is blurred distinctly. I came to a spiritual suspicion or questioning as to the nature of my mother's soul's possible existence and journey in the afterlife which, combined with my general sense of Catholic guilt all Catholics experience due to the constant evil Catholics are bent on. Furthermore I had a dream about a European relation who had never lived in Australia that she had in fact lived an entire lifetime in Australia in the 1800s which I found unbelievable at the time of dreaming that, although it was eye opening. After my mother passed away I immediately began thinking she'd likely reincarnate as a Pacific Islander in Australia or New Zealand such as a Maori, Tongan or Samoan. Then I had the idea it's possible she immediately reincarnated as aforementioned European woman's daughter from the seemingly unrelated dream. Truly it's all speculative. With such high population numbers it's possible many people might reincarnate quicker than usual. Likewise those same people might have greater than usual gaps between lifetimes. The Rosicrucian ontology generally teaches ten lifetimes per 1440 year period. Obviously it's not a topic taken seriously, least of all by Christians who have most reasons to take it seriously. Hindus take it seriously.


So anyway, Google is restricting my ability to upload photos and screenshots and videos, before I could do that on my phone but now I can only do that from my laptop computer, very inconvenient! 


Having a coffee at a cafe called 'Attaquer', which is French for 'attack'. Sounds a bit terroristy to moi.


The dream about the European relation I can't remember if it was before my mom died or after, it never seemed connected at the time. Generally my psychic spiritual state is bored to the extreme when bus driving often dwelling on minute analysis of two old friends my relationships with whom soured, which I find mind numbing and maddening. If I'm gardening I'm generally happy as it's a gym workout. If I'm with my kids I'm happy as it's like being with fun siblings that can help me with housework.


How about madame? Not so good. Remember some blog time back I was reading the Daily telegraph in me and madames bed then I started bitching about Miranda Devine some dopey woman columnist from Holt street Surry Hills News corp Sydney, and her beloved 'whores of Holt street'. Well she went off to fox news since and does her nouveau southern hemisphere royalty routine there. The champion of southern hemisphere nouveau faux royalty is Liz Hayes from sixty minutes who is so hopelessly pompous she makes the Queen look like gutter trash. It's kind of depressing seeing people act so haughty when they're not royalty but that's what the monarchy is good for I suppose. Certainly not a Napoleonic system based on meritorious promotion. Just a lot of pompous haughty southern hemisphere nouveau faux royalty wannabe Americans, and Hannity now, all mixed together. Dumb English rednecks for you. And racist, homophobic (except in the case of Hemmer where I am annoyingly and devastatingly crushed by his apparently superior handsomeness to my own, damn his cuteness!), transphobic mysogonistic white devil his Benjiness. 


Maybe that's why I hate my wife too often, coz she was a journalist too. Maybe female journalists are just shifty, shouldn't they be mud wrestling, kind of seriously? The entire concept. Maybe I can make a fortune inventing caveman theme clubs. You check in, get your outfit and fire sticks and clubs and spears and go hunt for a day or so, camp out. What would I do with all that money, like I don't have enough already!


Cue the music...

https://youtu.be/gUhRKVIjJtw








Thursday, February 11, 2021

Monday, February 8, 2021

Super bowl

 Here's how:


NEWS.com.au: Correct way to use toilet cleaner according to viral TikTok video.

https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/home/interiors/correct-way-to-use-toilet-cleaner-according-to-viral-tiktok-video/news-story/bea40ace22a501477c300fd50227522b

Sunday, February 7, 2021

Hollywood actress Melissa Gilbert, just saying no for Nancy Reagan and her other shannanigans and buddies

 https://www.cheatsheet.com/entertainment/when-melissa-gilbert-met-warren-beatty-he-checked-out-her-butt-and-asked-when-she-was-turning-18.html/



It's funny hearing about hollywood actors reminiscing their capers and bromances and the like, but what if brutal tyrants like mao zedong and joseph stalin could be your bronies (like a my little pony but just a brony) for a day or so....


Playing for keeps

https://youtu.be/VnO3wtYDWLU


Just think of the millions that starved under these two. That are starving now in china under lockdown and a brutal dictatorship.


It's every bit as dramatic as the encounter between ned nederlander and the german guy in the three amigos movie....


Speaking of that famous scene, the German even remembers Ned Nederlander when he was little Neddy Knick-ers, what an interesting pronunciation..... Also with aforementioned bloodthirsty and murderous tyrants, we never mentioned the Nazis, but hey! With some Nazi memorabilia up for grabs, try little Eva Knick-ers (that's not a silent K bro)


Meanwhile, a pair of floral lace knickers belonging to Hitler’s wife Eva Braun, embroidered with her initials, raised £1300 ($A2300).


 NEWS.com.au: Hitler’s toilet seat and hair sold for thousands after being looted from his home by US soldiers.

https://www.news.com.au/finance/money/costs/hitlers-toilet-seat-and-hair-sold-for-thousands-after-being-looted-from-his-home-by-us-soldiers/news-story/320363fd590f029c9d7b3cf7c6bfaf2c



Just sayin' bro, real people, it's not a white people thing, it's a murderous bloodthirsty tyrant thing....


Friday, February 5, 2021

Movie review: Magnum Force, dirty harry genre

 

Ever wondered why Clint Eastwood never got the Congressional medal of honor? It's probably coz he did other movies apart from dirty harry movies.


Magnum Force raises difficult questions about what it means to be dirty and why is Harry dirty and the secret society of felon murdering cops not dirty. In the end Harry kills them all because they dis the system. Harry has not been patrolling San Francisco since the 70s, now look at it.


1973 was a good year for Harry, remember Joe?

https://youtu.be/qVk8NhLhZMk


And guess what? Dimmy from the Exorcist is in the Enforcer plus Jodie Foster by the looks of it. See hollywood's got you covered this pandemic. Like fifty years before it breaks out. Plus the lady that plays Cagney from Cagney and Lacy, or is she the one from Hill Street Blues? Can't remember bro, been a long time since the 80s.  She gives Harry More bro, Inspector More. Coz she is Inspector More. Mm mm m m m m m More.



The Enforcer bro

https://youtu.be/3eYPSmHUkzU



Oh man I totally forgot Australia's government outlawed cigarette advertisements of all kinds, including branding, plus they're unaffordable. Callahan just ran by a Benson and Hedges billboard. Used to be my mom's favorite brand.


Man that was a long chase. Callahan's not going to apologize for chasing a black guy and pointing a gun at him, just coz he's black. This is the 1970s bro when it was still legal to arrest black people. Just sayin'

Thursday, February 4, 2021

of space force, Benji briefs

 

In the event of a major conventional war with China. China has a good shot at completely nullifying america's military and general american satellites in general. Rendering GPS and militaries in general severely hamstrung with no GPS.


TODAY'S music is Billy Joel, or is it?

Wednesday, February 3, 2021

Nighttime after work in Sydney.... Means fox and friends breakfast tv in nyc

 https://youtu.be/ZnbMHkiIGwk



Welcome to Benji's mysogony corner, grab a bean bag, look:


The Times: David Watkins: Why I chose to become a single dad — by surrogacy.

https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/david-watkins-why-i-chose-to-become-a-single-dad-by-surrogacy-q7236959


Men, you can now avoid the number one problem in every family by not letting it in the door to begin with, wish I had grown up in a world like that with that kind of family to look forward to, no I'm not joking bro.


But speaking of jokes, me and my coffee guy today figured out the perfect funeral if your unloved wife were to be unexpectedly and accidentally killed by a passing truck:


Put a sign up at a shelter for druggies and alcoholics: free booze up to $50 per person, Donny's liquor store drive thru on Smith avenue, grab a kleenex, follow the Hearse then grab your free drink voucher and find a park bench or phone booth to collapse in drunk.


Hey, they don't call it mysogony corner for nothing. Don't drool on the bean bag if you nod off bro. Come on.


Watching the white house spokesperson Psaki, she's been reminding me for days now of my mom when she was a pretty lady in Spain before australia and her husband and kids ruined her life. It's kind of creepy the visual similarities. I think my mom said she had a lesbian fling briefly in college or high school, again, very similar to Psaki. My mom had same color hair. Very spooky. Anyone can see Psaki going lesbo, she might as well have it stamped to her forehead, I mean her government could be the first to actually mandate that when you think about it. She wouldn't be looking so beautiful and happy and liberated if my old man came along drunk and beating her up, sleeping around behind her back and bashing her son and calling him a homo and dragged her to a country she can't even speak the language until she's all drugged up on anti psychotic meds, just sayin'. Hmmm, I guess it's really modern women that make me feel mysogonistic, not so much my mom. Something to think about. Or not actually. Sometimes it's better to just listen to Neil Diamond, and not think.