yo, having some issues with my boss..... still not fired, but trying to transfer somewhere else, if i don't get fired, just so i don't have to deal with him...... the depot nearest me belongs to transdev which is a big multinational..... i'd travel further than that depot for them but mostly only for a more senior role than simple bus driver
other companies on my list: fox business news, fox news, i've already got a sign in password: Musvist@1
ideally my role at fox news would be having my own show called: 'absolutment avec benjamin'....... but i'd be willing to settle for less
accenture: these guys seem amazing, they are an international consultancy company
maybe google too, not sure
whatever, i'd drive a tram for transdev, some company from spain built a giant tram network in sydney for billions of dollars, acciona..... transdev has the contract to run the trams...... i've already uploaded with transdev and looking at getting a better position than bus driver
moments later,
just finished polishing my fox news so i can start pinging the shit out of them with that like today....
frees me up to prepare cv for accenture next and possibly google after:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QUz3oB8wEGI
curriculum vitae - benjamin from sydney, australia for fox news / fox business news
Benjamin Alvarez
ph# +61420782163
29 Rupert Street,
email: benjamin.alvarez81@gmail.com Mt Colah, 2079 Australia
Nationality: Spanish / Australian
dob: 5/16/1976
Languages spoken: American; Spanish; French; Bulgarian; some Chinese
Education;
High School Graduation Year 12 Newcastle High School, Newcastle Australia
Score: 81.25% (top 19% of the State's candidature)
Tertiary: Completed first year (of five) Journalism at the Complutense Public University in Madrid, Spain - officially enrolled. Pass rate: low.
Completed first half of a three year Media/Journalism Degree at the University of Technology Sydney, Australia - officially enrolled. Pass rate: high.
Relevant work experience;
1996-1997 Intern, TeleCuatroCaminos Local TV channel Madrid Spain. Approximately eight months. Once a week on Thursday evenings, occasional production meetings and outings:
As an aside to my first year journalism studies at the Complutense University in Madrid Spain, I worked as the floor manager for a small magazine-style TV show featuring a number of experienced and semi experienced journalists and tv/radio production workers. The studio was quite cramped so we only had one vision mixer in a small space immediately behind me with possibly one apprentice or assistant beside him or her. Around two cameras and two stages. Our show, 'Road to nowhere', featured current affairs, talk on motorbikes, gossip, etc. Popular with journalism students to develop skills there and unemployed journalists could feel like they were in the loop. No English spoken. The studio also featured a radio room for on air talking.
Winter 1998, Foxtel TV Studio Darling Harbor (Fox affiliate), Sydney Australia. Two week unpaid internship with the John Laws TV show (something like an Australian version of Bill O'Reilly). The executive producer (formerly of 60 Minutes Australia) complemented me on my high standard of writing for research I produced on popular American Jesse Jackson. My primary role was as a researcher and to assist the production team with their research needs. This involved internet searches and microfishe newspaper searches at the NSW State Library as past newspapers were not commonly digitized in those days. While not liasing with anyone in the vision mixing area, I did talk with the vision mixer (director) on one occasion and got a feel for the planning weeks in advance (often just two) that production relies on for guest booking and research. I undertook this internship in conjunction with my continued studies in journalism and media at the University of Technology, Sydney.
Semi-relevant work experience; (non linear)
English Language Tutor, TOTAL FINA ELF multinational oil company HQ at La Defense, Paris, France. Nestle Food Company HQ, Paris, France. November 2001-May 2002.
Full-time work at Total Fina Elf HQ at La Defense tutoring one on one a cross section of a typical oil company. This included the head of security, the CEO's personal assistant, logistics agents in charge of moving entire oil tankers across the world, another employee in charge of in store products at gas stations across France, geologists with detailed subterranean maps (before fracking), human resources department workers and senior executives responsible for relations with affiliates in Texas (one of whom was fond of playing battleships). I also spent one day a week tutoring Nestle employees, at their headquarters on the Marne river, in the banlieu of Paris. I was also briefly engaged with a small real estate firm at one point.
English Language Tutor, People's Republic of China, Korea December 2003-May 2006. Intermittent to residing half a year in New York City, I spent approximately a year and a half teaching sixteen years olds and under ten year old children the English language at Tonghua near North Korea in Jilin. Dongying in Shandong province, Guangzhou and Shenzhen in Guangdong. My position in Guangzhou lasted seven months and was overseen by a very high level Communist Party member. I also travelled to Yunnan and Xinjiang, the latter very famous now for its critical human rights circumstance. The last three months of my Asian odyssey were spent at Seoul, February-May 2006, tutoring in the English Language. It's worth noting that after just over a year in Communist China, I spent half a year in NYC before returning to China and had occasion to carefully listen to local accents within the five borough NYC area and was able to distinguish numerous local accents and inflections. I am a semi-professional linguist and have a passion for linguistics.
English Language Tutor, Madrid, Spain. September 2000-July 2001. I worked at the Caixa of Galicia HQ (a big bank) on Serrano Street. And elsewhere in Madrid along these lines, including at VIMESA SA, a company dedicated to large commercial radio antenna production and implementation.
March 2007-March 2009, Sofia, Bulgaria. During this two year period in Bulgaria, I worked almost constantly on a number of different roles, at IBM I conducted customer service for customers in Spain (speaking Spanish) as an IT consultant. At A-Plus I sold internet search optimization and website design and the like to clients in the U.S.A. I taught English and Spanish online and continued teaching English language on site at various locales to various professionals like police, IT specialists, human resources specialists, psychologists, teenagers, kids. Bulgaria has a unique economic history, and this period, more or less concurrent with the GFC, did not see any hampering of Bulgaria's then very robust labor market by the GFC. Interestingly a lot of pension funds around the world were affected by the GFC but that never affected Bulgarians much either.
Sales Rep Rite Aid, Sedona, Arizona, Summer 2006; in store sales
Sales Rep, Internet Trading, World Business Exchange Network, Los Angeles, California, September 2006-February 2007. https://wbe.net/ catering primarily to Black Americans for CEO Roosevelt Robey. This role involved selling a U.S. Government endorsed package of Trade Leads with the end of encouraging folks to organize trade deals (as go-betweens) for merchants around the world. This role mostly entailed telephone sales.
IT consultant; Database specialist; Sydney, Australia. 1995. Working at Microsoft HQ in Sydney as an IT consultant around the time of the Windows 95 operating system rollout
I helped my personal team migrate to the new system, I have a strong grasp of IT, internet and electrical engineering concepts. Prior to Microsoft my first full-time job after graduating high school in December 1994, after a quick stint as a door to door salesman in Melbourne, was at Permail, St Leonard's Sydney, as a database manager. Our database compiled all Australasian doctors for a mailing company representing pharmaceutical interests.
I have other business interests, often incorporated in my Australian business listed as BENJAMIN ALVAREZ with registered Australian Business Number (ABN) 33022855435 and trading under various names along lines including, but not restricted to: dance choreography consultancy, IT consultancy, transportation industry, cleaning services, landscaping and gardening services, online appraisal and consultancy services, computer programming services, carpentry and home renovation services, etc.
Large parts of my curriculum pertains to aforementioned business activities pursued in Australia, New York, Bulgaria and elsewhere. I have never declared bankruptcy. My financial position is satisfactory. I do not have legal residency of any kind for the United States at present but would be happy to relocate temporarily there or permanently with my family if possible, my son definitely would like to migrate there. I would also be interested in working with Fox News from Sydney, Australia, as a production assistant (organizing over internet and phone). I am very personable and get along extremely well with Americans of all stripes and would make an excellent producer. I can research any topic that interests me well and would be happy to screen test as a news reader here in Sydney if need be.
Interests:
Parenting my three young children / family life. Reading about new scientific advances in quantum mechanics and computing. Reading about climate change. Reading and watching documentaries. Considering matters of interest on Fox News. Gardening. Paying my bills. Riding my 650cc motorbike. Doing exercise. Favorite literary character: Milo Minderbinder.
there you go you dumb sluts, finished applying online, don't say i never tried..... and if you don't spit or pee or otherwise tamper with my coffee we'll get along great
it's like raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jne9t8sHpUc
now to apply to accenture and maybe google after that
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