Tuesday, July 30, 2019

Friday, July 26, 2019

Benji talks King Kong no wait, Hong Kong

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https://youtu.be/Ee_uujKuJMI

Interesting Spanish homonym: Verde (green); ver (to see) de (of/something)
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Wednesday, July 24, 2019

His benjiness' office

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It's ok to dance in the office

.... Also with a hat

Tax return time

Ok I've been taxed around $5600 extra over the year. While my return is still in progress I can see already on the ato website there's been $2950 deducted for student loans from my college days (late pre school party for deprived childhood kid desperate to relive his early childhood in college).... That leaves me a mere 6k and change of college debt for future years at just under 2% interest per year...

Hoping to get from $2600 to $3000 tax return in my account soon!

Looking to refinance my mortgage soon to a three year fixed rate of 2.99% reasonably soon. Owing the bank like 550k. Paid a very inflated price for my house. One Australian dollar doesn't even get three American quarters these days, weak.

Man Rudy Guliani is having a soliloquy on fox news ... Never heard him sound so much like Jim Carey before. The subject matter is total nothing burger though....

https://youtu.be/geiS49_p84Q


Man this Democrat Nadler talking on the Mueller Day in Congress is madness. War can break out with China anytime... Or should....

The New York Times: China Hints It Could Send Troops to Quell Hong Kong Protests, if Requested.
https://www.nytimes.com/2019/07/24/world/asia/china-military-hong-kong-taiwan-protests.html


People in Hong Kong are going to put their lives on the line for their belief in freedom. They might soon be crushed by tanks.... And Mueller has indited half of Trump's closest associates as President. Complete madness. It's incomprehensible.

Saturday, July 20, 2019

Applying for a job at Fox news?

https://www.foxcareers.com/Search/SearchResults?brand=FOX%20News%20Channel

https://youtu.be/j9Je5CvkmQE

Actually I'd like to have my own monthly or bi weekly or even weekly radio show on fox fox news channel on a Sunday morning Australian time and just do that over the phone from Sydney on a regular basis ... And get paid for it of course.

 Too sexy for right said fred
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who's killing who?
(Expert whinger: drives change. Air temperature must be just so. Are those chairs supportive of back pain?)
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Expert at race card games and women's issues...  Expert air guitarist
Loves America, Republicans and the best song in the world and ذو القرنين !

https://youtu.be/_lK4cX5xGiQ



    



Friday, July 19, 2019

Could this young couple have been assassinated by Chinese government agents in Canada?


https://www.9news.com.au/world/australian-man-found-dead-in-canada-world-news/b95ce807-73ac-425f-b7f2-9c80108c1feb


This is creepy. I actually called nsw police this morning to report a neighbor, Fowler, whose mail was stacking up and garden in disrepair. Creepy, kid's name is Fowler and his father is nsw police cop. Kid's girlfriend is American and her name is Chynna. Super creepy.

I'm scared of the crazy shit China will do to wage lite war. Like causing eftpos crashes. Blacking city's electricity out. Exporting crystal meth. Chinese  authorities would rather stick pins under some Granny's fingernails to make her renounce falun gong than fight a normal war like real men. China is dangerous, not least because they are absolute weasels.

Monday, July 15, 2019

Critiquing TV shows CSI & FBI

https://youtu.be/GuJQSAiODqI

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Friday, July 12, 2019

Smurfette

See 12 minutes 20 seconds in, French dame that wrote Paris climate accordion [sic]>>>

https://youtu.be/w-inEu9T1m4

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Ball🎈🎈ny

https://youtu.be/tZLiWWK_TYI

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Thursday, July 11, 2019

Let's talk about gizmos baby

I know your thinking: who wants a Peter's drumstick or golden gaytime ice lolly in the middle of the winter. Waste of electricity
You got bins in Texas too bitch?



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Monday, July 8, 2019

Os ama Ben ji. (That's actually Spanish for Benji loves y'all)


Where da party?


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Well back in high school.....



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Psychic hunch or subjective mindcrap


https://www.9news.com.au/national/who-killed-penny-hill-million-dollar-reward-to-solve-1991-murder-nsw-news/6fda7f4a-037f-4448-9cf0-b442055b7e3b


Ok my only psychic like hunch on this new cold case the media in Sydney and police are now pushing is: 'winslow' or 'winslowe' as I'm not seeing any letters in my hunch, this is all I have in my psychic clue dept. If I saw any name or business name associated with this case along those lines I'd investigate it

Wednesday, July 3, 2019

Really think about that

You're on the ice, skating away... Listening to Abba on your iPhone with airpod earplugs or whatever those wireless things are ...

https://youtu.be/XpdcWJ6sYRM        ABBA


https://youtu.be/Sv6dMFF_yts   or something



Someone comes out of nowhere and throws you up in the air to do an Iron Lotus on you. Life is full of peril ...

https://youtu.be/1PYcuxxTF10

You're ice skating, you don't want anyone throwing you up into the air to do the Iron Lotus:

Watch this professional criminal mugger give you pointers...

https://youtu.be/iHFKKewlnwU

Monday, July 1, 2019

Picture this: you're sunbathing nicely in your London backyard and THIS happens:

You're laid back watching your favorite Gillette commarcials [sic] in your cozy, sunny London backyard when an unexpected guests drops in.... Is it a sign to vote Hunt not Johnson in the local elections? Do Londoners even need a sign to know that?

Actually this Gillette commercial kind of preachy:

https://youtu.be/koPmuEyP3a0

This is the classic stuff, oh yeah give it to me! Totally have to shave and get BputHu to a mechanic today, she's having issues, hopefully will be sorted...

https://youtu.be/ThDBf14qPsc


The lucky punters name is, appropriately... Baldock.... he's a little shook up at present.  BputHu doing great btw, ready Friday... spark plug issues. Props to Hunt for speaking out on Hong Kong. Send the Royal Navy sirrah!

https://www.news.com.au/travel/travel-updates/incidents/body-found-in-london-garden-was-stowaway-who-fell-from-plane/news-story/7ee746ae22d4b9723d2e1522febb6447


https://www.news.com.au/travel/travel-updates/incidents/sunbather-almost-killed-by-stowaway-who-fell-1000-metres-from-kenya-airways-jet-in-london/news-story/c5316398aa9483e83a73d487c1202f1b