Bedtime for Donald 5: cuttin' it back to the mission

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https://youtu.be/pVWmCjH8m2Y

Unsolved crime: LARRIMAH.... northern 5erritory

Paddy Moriarty.... went missing, presumed dead along with his dog in late (summer) 2017. Larrimah is tiny and so isolated it's been on tv shows showcasing its isolated nature, around 500 kilometres south of Darwin.  The presiding detective is Matt Allen of northern territory police.  The number of suspects in town is limited and the extensive forensic investigation of frequently feuding town members indicates no suspects in town. I personally would look at pinging the nearest cell phone towers (the town itself has no coverage), to see which people drove through town the night he went missing.  His personal effects were not disturbed in a brusque way. There's no body and especially his dog hasn't turned up which it would normally in case of a farflung suicide or croc attack. If possible a log of which trucking companies truck through the town with any regularity. Who drove through there the night P addy went missing. Why aren't we hearing about this?

New Taylor Swift song

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Bedtime for Donald part 4: the big smoke

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Obviously posting karaoke of his benjiness performing bon jovi

wouldn't be fair on the menfolk due to the distraction and temptation it would represent to their womenfolk. Benji apologizes for the lost opportunity 

https://youtu.be/Za9YMxLKH-A

Just take those old records off the shelf! Who's the karaoke master?

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Benji's Presidential Election break down. Campaign strategies... in two minutes

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Bedtime for Danald [sic]....Part 3... Judge Shirley

Author's note: the money on the table was what got to Haiti after donating a million dollars to the Clinton Foundation

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https://youtu.be/CUjIY_XxF1g

Bedtime for Donald part 2: walk in the park

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If only there was blueberry ripe as well as cherry ripe:

https://youtu.be/ekeq4szDmJo

Bedtime for Donald part 1: the trunk

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Coaching Donald (Trump)

https://youtu.be/WEQ0l_m3Xm0
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https://shop.coles.com.au/a/a-national/product/cadbury-cherry-ripe-chocolate-bar

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Sprichen zie poofy?

https://youtu.be/SBjQ9tuuTJQ

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Climate change and Australian politics

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Australian media and political watch with Benji

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And cue blink 182....

https://youtu.be/z7hhDINyBP0

60 minutes. .... a la Australien

Random english homophones of note: hour/our.

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Putin on rap:

https://youtu.be/S9MZBBhnBoQ

See if you watch Putin waving his hands around here talking about rap music you can see his potential as a dancer and rapper.... subconsciously that's probably what he wants:

https://youtu.be/lbdOhcG4V2M

Like a decade ago Putin positively brimming about rap, kind of scary almost, he is gushing about the genre, 'graffiti is supercalafragilistic' (see park bench 'banco' below)

https://youtu.be/Cm-4_G0koxU

What to make of it all?  breaking it down in three words: hitboy Didi bitch

https://youtu.be/lEKOWKcUxdU

Oh wait sorry, this is the actual 60 mibutes story:

https://youtu.be/bYH992ynhdU

Hopefully  it's not remiss to dedicate this number to Vlad now

.... Ustina! It's more than just Pravda y'all

https://youtu.be/IobNcpiwpSc

What would diplo do? (2017 fledgeling tv series)

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt6390538/

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See they even have a watermelon festival over there. They take watermelon seriously

https://youtu.be/DQQxBJeka9c

My new e-book: Abos with nukes

Hey fans of Benji.... haven't written any major frictional  [sic] works since my e-book Boriclav and Gergana..... so here goes: Abos with nukes.... watch this spot... the story synopsis is some aborigines find some unexploded nuclear bombs in the south Australian desert from the British  nuclear bomb testing in Woomera.... they endeavor to destroy Sydney with a nuke.... enjoy!



Thrum thrum... the didgeridoo piped a continual deep chirping.... clap, clap, clap... the musical clapping sticks of the corroborree kept a rhythm like gypsy women clapping at a flamenco dance. Step, hop, jump... the dust flew as men danced in the desert circle. Flames from a fire kicked higher shooting embers towards the glittering stars as topless women with their breasts hanging to their knees sat cross legged on the desert floor keeping the beat.

A group of Italian tourists in their thirties crowded around a solitary aboriginal man dressed casually in shorts and a shirt. Most of them talked amongst themselves in Italian passionately with great animation, the desert fires flickering in their eyeballs like a daubing of a paint brush on a wooden hull.

"What are they singing about Pete?" Asked one of the Italian fellows, Aurelio, to the aboriginal guide acting as a translator for his group.

"The rainbow serpent, what we call the Dreamtime you call a creation myth in the universities."


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After yet another concert for the tourists, the next day, this one a little earlier, one of the clapping sticks Aboriginal ladies tried calling her cousin Albert back in Sydney, where the sun had just set. It was still light in northern Western Australia where Aunt Merle's clapping sticks concert had been. Aunt Merle was angry: the dumb white bitch from Canberra that controlled all the money, the assistant Minister for Aboriginal Affairs, had come with her fancy clothes and fancy shoes with a business class tag on her fancy leather suitcase and her fancy lesbian looking haircut to preach to everyone about God knows what bullshit. Merle wouldn't be getting any money because she'd signed her share over to her cousin Albert.

South of Sydney, near Bowral, Albert's phone vibrated on his thigh as Merle's name flashed up. He sat cross legged opposite his new boss and scanned his face for any recognition he'd noticed a quiet phone start vibrating quietly.  Apparently, no.

'Now look Albert,' senior detective Griswold began. Griswold was by no means an aboriginal like Albert, but rather a mutt breed, part Greek and Scottish. 'Today is a helluva day, a helluva day. A murder suicide on a farm near Belangelo has just been reported. It's going to be a shitfight this weekend, an absolute shitfight. I'd hoped I'd have more time to brief you but now there's no chance. I have media to deal with. The State Crime Office. Forensics. Just an absolute clusterfuck. I thought I was going to have some quiet time this weekend.'

Griswold poured himself some neat whisky and offered Albert some but he declined. 'I'll call you later to inform you better. Basically you've transferred here from Blacktown to try your hand at undercover work for the first time. There's a construction mob up in Panania way, in Sydney, that we want you to infiltrate.  We suspect them of being involved in drug racketeering and God knows what else. We strongly believe you are our best bet for not being picked for a policeman. So just take this file and open it to page one. It shows you the address to collect your skip bin truck. For the next month, at least, you'll be a skip bin driver. Talk to Moneypenny outside about the fine details as I'm just too busy now. Capeche?'

Albert nodded. He understood. Merle had stopped calling after the second ring rang out.

Baluchistan Quetta Hazaris..... Israel

Wow so weird. I look just like my (now deceased) brother in these videos....

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You tell 'em Becky. ... err Pamela

Just what the world needs... more bimbos dressing like hos to distract us......


Pamela Anderson
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@pamfoundation

Bucket lists: Maria & Benji's favourite/ least favorite things

Maria's faves:

https://youtu.be/0IagRZBvLtw


Benji's least faves:

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Not overly fond of Germans:

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Also tired of big butts and trying to understand those rap guys, Becky. Just sayin'

https://youtu.be/X53ZSxkQ3Ho

Dismissed

After 42 years I have found an amusing Australian comedian

My meaning is that none of the Australian comedians I had seen in my entire  life were ever really intentionally funny.  Mostly just obscure, confused or either obnoxious or actually imbecilic.

This fellow is from an English family  (from England). That would have helped them stay in touch with reality better.

He should avoid potty talk though. Cuss words are not appealing.

Technology. .. aero

https://www.news.com.au/technology/innovation/inventions/spaceplane-that-flies-25-times-faster-than-the-speed-of-sound-passes-crucial-test/news-story/97a98211666d58448981cf636f0dc619

Clean

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Podcast with Brigadier General ensues

Here:

https://youtu.be/WeLXysKTe8Y

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Go to hell

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Talkin' China

Watch this interview between Chris Chappell and former U.S. Air force Brigadier General about China:

https://youtu.be/PHgqPaqUt80

Now watch my commentary, sorry I'm accidentally using the word plagiary instead of the legal term 'perjury'....

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Movie review: Billy Lynn's long halftime walk

I'll give Steve Martin a that was great Claire for his performance

https://youtu.be/jsZkkqLDFmg

Read, read CBS this morning.... Mwahahahahahaha

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Mwahahahaha

Insert more evil laughter here:

https://youtu.be/1P526n6wfP4

Everyone listens to CBS with the volume down and the creepy laugh effect on loop, isn't that normal???? Nothing to see here folks....

Movie review: judge dredd (grape ape)

Looks pretty cool.

Watch out those last two movies... why does a tough as nails Vietnamese amputee lady want to spend her time fetching tv dinners for some jobless Hispanic watching tv all day, most unTrumplike.

Also Max Childblain seems like an obnoxious ossie (no shortage over here of them) but it's actually the arch sneaky pants Seth McFarlane .... salty sea dog Seamus sob saga fraga Dick Dastardly
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https://youtu.be/3uSTOHa4Im4

There's a war brewin' in that pesky real world thing, bring your stack hats!

https://www.adelaidenow.com.au/news/world/us-island-invasion-marine-corp-demonstrates-rapid-raid-on-defended-facility/news-story/7a7e5f4e0b5a443c374ecff95607f8d0

https://youtu.be/j-eNVH7Ai3Q   (stackhat)


You know what would be cool on Family Guy.... like five minutes of Beethovens 9th symphony. ... freunden! The opera part with the singing
... maybe some Sheilas with rollerskates and stackhats

Almost stacked Бритни this morning. ... terrifyingly close shave and no I didn't drop her and yes I could have done extreme damage to myself. What a break.
I left braking and steering to too late, then had screeching locked slipping tires. Released brakes hail Mary steer avoiding collision at last moment involving putting my right foot on ground and wow... just a miracle almost

That's actually an extremely interesting article in Adelaide now publication above as it shows you precisely how the marines under General Dunford would go about securing islands in a conventional war with China and how that involves F35s and other equipment.  Very interesting.

https://youtu.be/WH8Ou0L8TeY  (marine drop).

I think the GPS satellites are vulnerable to killer satellite bots but obviously my knowledge is limited