Wednesday, January 30, 2019
Tuesday, January 29, 2019
Wednesday, January 23, 2019
Friday, January 18, 2019
More Benji talk: to nuke or not to nuke, that's the question
For whether tis nobler to take up nukes against a sea of troubles and by opposing, end them....
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Tuesday, January 15, 2019
His benjiness on Brexit in under five minutes
Tao Te Ching - Lao Tzu - chapter 30
Whenever you advise a ruler in the way of Tao,
Counsel him not to use force to conquer the universe.
For this would only cause resistance.
Thorn bushes spring up wherever the army has passed.
Lean years follow in the wake of a great war.
Just do what needs to be done.
Never take advantage of power.
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Thursday, January 10, 2019
Trump dithers more, ball does not move forward
Howdy. Just had my seven hours beauty sleep from a little after midnight to a little after seven am Sydney time which is one hour after Vladivostok time and makes me wonder about Alaska time.
During that beauty sleep Trump has gone to Texas with a veritable football team of journalists to achieve the following quote:
Asked if he would make such a declaration, an action that would likely face legal challenges, Mr. Trump said: “If this doesn’t work out, probably I will do it. I would almost say definitely.”
Now let me just italicize the word 'this' before we begin to conjecture what it might refer to. Ok it's also in bold so you can'tmiss it. The media are always saying Trump will go to jail for jaywalking until even he believes it.
Now what could Trump's 'this' refer to? He seems a tad distant from worrying about the 800,000 workers waiting for a payday so i might guess there's a turkey with mayo sandwich parked right in front of him. Probably with very high quality Swiss cheese and possibly on a very stylized bread, like a gourmet creation. That's my best guess.
He might be referring to the massage Red Grant gets in the James Bond movie From Russia With Love.
Or he could have been gesticulating towards an impromptu vegetable garden he created on the day in a rush. Who can tell?
Your guess is as good as mine. Delaying may be counterproductive to Trump's presidency. But I don't say his interests because all American presidents' hair turns grey in office.
Watch my new series, episode 1, of Benji special self appointed white house intern here:
Trump world... continued
According to the NY Times.... Bill Shine from Fox news is one of Trumps main communications guys now and organized the address the Nation televised thing. That was a good idea. Apparently also he's convinced Trum p to go to the border for PR.
To use golf parlance... which isn't easy for me as I'm a hopeless golfer... actually forget golf parlance. I don't even like golf.
Let's just Look at the cold hard facts:
Grab your crucifixes on your chests or gargle while you read or whatever. My take is the situation is becoming critical for Trump's presidency. The majority left wing media are like drunken teenagers grabbing at the steering wheel of power. They are getting Trump to do burnouts for their own amusement. They have egged him on in a popularity contest until he has forgotten key things:
1) N.Y. and California love taxing people 50% plus and spending it all on gay AIDS meds and subsidized housing. They're batshit crazy. All the drunken teenager media are from there. They are the only States that voted for Hillary coz they're nuts except maybe Washington. Every other State voted for Trump and they don't watch CNN.
2) The Democrats barely won anything in the last election and are living in fantasy land. Either in LA or NYC but fantasy land.
3) The government shutdown will damage Trump's ability to get reelected. It should be ended asap.
4) Trying to discuss something with Nancy is like becoming a special education teacher on your way to work one day coz your cousin Vinny got too wasted to teach and suddenly interrupts your holiday. There's no way. Don't go on any little missions for Nancy to buy her smokes or let any waffle salesmen delay you with nonsense. You'd be playing golf now if things were ok but they aren't.
5) Trump is not leading. He needs to bitchslap anyone trying to grab the wheel. Pull over. Discharge every left-wing nutjob from the car and drive off before they can kick it (the car).
6) Invoke emergency powers and kickstart government. Do not delay this.
Depending on how matters progress I may or may not discuss this matter farther.
“As we are hearing every day from businesses across the country, the adverse consequences of the shutdown are wide and growing,” wrote Neil Bradley, executive vice president at the U.S. Chamber of Commerce, in a letter Tuesday to Congress. “With each passing day, the situation will only get worse.”
To use golf parlance... which isn't easy for me as I'm a hopeless golfer... actually forget golf parlance. I don't even like golf.
Let's just Look at the cold hard facts:
Grab your crucifixes on your chests or gargle while you read or whatever. My take is the situation is becoming critical for Trump's presidency. The majority left wing media are like drunken teenagers grabbing at the steering wheel of power. They are getting Trump to do burnouts for their own amusement. They have egged him on in a popularity contest until he has forgotten key things:
1) N.Y. and California love taxing people 50% plus and spending it all on gay AIDS meds and subsidized housing. They're batshit crazy. All the drunken teenager media are from there. They are the only States that voted for Hillary coz they're nuts except maybe Washington. Every other State voted for Trump and they don't watch CNN.
2) The Democrats barely won anything in the last election and are living in fantasy land. Either in LA or NYC but fantasy land.
3) The government shutdown will damage Trump's ability to get reelected. It should be ended asap.
4) Trying to discuss something with Nancy is like becoming a special education teacher on your way to work one day coz your cousin Vinny got too wasted to teach and suddenly interrupts your holiday. There's no way. Don't go on any little missions for Nancy to buy her smokes or let any waffle salesmen delay you with nonsense. You'd be playing golf now if things were ok but they aren't.
5) Trump is not leading. He needs to bitchslap anyone trying to grab the wheel. Pull over. Discharge every left-wing nutjob from the car and drive off before they can kick it (the car).
6) Invoke emergency powers and kickstart government. Do not delay this.
Depending on how matters progress I may or may not discuss this matter farther.
“As we are hearing every day from businesses across the country, the adverse consequences of the shutdown are wide and growing,” wrote Neil Bradley, executive vice president at the U.S. Chamber of Commerce, in a letter Tuesday to Congress. “With each passing day, the situation will only get worse.”
Wednesday, January 9, 2019
National emergency sounds good
“I think we might work a deal, and if we don’t, I may go that route. I have the absolute right to do national emergency if I want,” Mr. Trump told reporters on Wednesday. “My threshold will be if I can’t make a deal with people that are unreasonable.”
Benji's no brainer test for unreasonableness: approving 55% tax rates.
Nancy, California, N.Y. State and Hillary all approve of 55% tax rates and are therefore unreasonable. Ipso facto. The animals in the govt. zoo are probably starving. Hundreds of thousands of workers with bills and mortgages busting for a paycheck. And we're not sure if Nancy is 'reasonable'. Come on Donald. Get crackin'
Benji's no brainer test for unreasonableness: approving 55% tax rates.
Nancy, California, N.Y. State and Hillary all approve of 55% tax rates and are therefore unreasonable. Ipso facto. The animals in the govt. zoo are probably starving. Hundreds of thousands of workers with bills and mortgages busting for a paycheck. And we're not sure if Nancy is 'reasonable'. Come on Donald. Get crackin'
U.S. Government shuts down. Nancy Pelosi punches Donald in the gut
Watch:
https://youtu.be/AssugnHQ_OM
Friday, January 4, 2019
Big big big move
https://youtu.be/CevxZvSJLk8 K8 Tipsingly
NO (73/74 year old) CHILD LEFT BEHIND
What's up? It is a very good day in law abiding plodding away Benji land I can tell you. The campaign of living with my mom week in week out since my brother's suicide around February last year (2017) ends tomorrow! There was a few weeks around the time of the Vegas mass shooter last year, same time the homeless alcoholic illegal alien boat person dude suicided at my mom's where I wasn't around but over at Asquith and today I started moving stuff into our house we bought at Asquith hella nice. Mt Druitt is like a giant turd and Mt Colah / Asquith is like the nice flowers and grove and meadow miles away from the ugly turd. What makes Mt Druitt especially turdy over other surrounding areas are single moms relying on government handouts, their turd criminal kids with no education and the turd dropkick dads with multiple kids with multiple women and zero wives and the constant abuse of alcohol and marijuana. If it walks like a turd loser and quacks like a turd loser it's probably a turd loser so it's great to be getting away from that after almost the entire last 22 months since my brother suicided was spent trying to help my mom (and sister by virtue of intensively restoring the family house and etc) and living amongst the turd losers. And it's always the bad apples that ruin it for everyone. So happy to go to the greener pastures of Mt Colah where the grass is approximately ten trillion times greener.
So tired of my mom too. Invited her to watch Holmes and Watson tonight to celebrate but she won't have it. Going alone most likely. My kids are annoying. Had to bitchslap Scarlet with a flipflop due to girly screaming. Guilty feelings hopefully she won't be a serial killer or suicidal. I definitely don't want my daughters turning out anorexic, narcissistic and slutty, that's for sure.
Yesterday I miraculously found one individual chopstick in my shorts pocket at work. Not a pair. There's no explaining how it got there so just assuming it's a miracle which wouldn't seem weird. Elsewise someone placed it there at work as a joke???? I'm just guessing it was a miracle which wouldn't seem weird as I've seen many unusual things..... I'm having what she's having. ... smell ya later turd Druitt ghetto of losers hello northernmost extreme of Sydney I love you, tell 'em Uma
https://youtu.be/KO8X0z9aAIE
Anyway moments later... what a dashing devil that Will Ferrell. In the movie his Holmes character ends up poisoning the Watson character, causing the latter to lactate. Impossible old boy, one hears you say. But actually it's all england, en pituitary gland..... obsoyb:
https://youtu.be/EdbqvY7IKzM
And that leads us back to this prodigy artist girl.... check her out:
https://youtu.be/11z9aGw_iEs
Who knew that was a thing.... these days.... art galleries selling art by little girls for five figures and up... there are at least two more girls like that on the internet including one called Autumn and an Australian girl that does abstract art.
Another cool thing in the movie is the scene where the character Holmes is communicating with his brother using telepathy. Here's a video of an autistic savant boy doing telepathy with his mom....
https://youtu.be/N7dDMfSFfLY
Thursday, January 3, 2019
Oy vey! It's a family guy rerun
Horse walks into a bar... bartender says, why the long face?
Epileptic unexpectedly has a major fit in your bathtub all of a sudden... what to do? Throw in your dirty washing and detergent asap
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