Fox and friends during my break, back to the bus quarter past eight soon

Never mind north Korea denuclearization, right to try? What?

Let me make sense of that... The two guys either side of Ainsley, if they find a therapist that diagnoses them with personality disorder B05 borderline type 2 - 720, that excuses them to sniff petrol, smoke banana peels (dried), take ecstasy. That's confusing. North Korea is a lot easier to understand: USA is pei mei, north Korea is the bride, the Pentagon is the stick


Look at this:
https://www.news.com.au/national/nsw-act/courts-law/bail-granted-in-disturbing-circus-rape-case/news-story/fc16cb468c24d900ccf0f1b681b4b43a

Starwars episodes 7 & 8?

Remember watching star wars as a kid in the 1980s? Those were actually episodes 4,5 &6. Apparently George Lucas wanted 9 episodes all along but then he was involved in some rape scandal with Spielberg on south park
 (  https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qKH_-wKruEc )
and the work of doing episodes 7,8&9 fell to someone else like j.j. Abrams, remember Chicago based chocolate TV show Good Times with JJ?

Working for Rupert Murdoch isn't for everyone

Anyway George Harrison and the guy that plays Luke Skywalker are pretty old now. Too much red meat and not enough walking, glass of red wine now and then and more veggies in their diet plus a top heavy ego. Princess Leia, if it's the original actress, it's amazing she could get out of the old age home. The good news is that people like Harvey Weinstein and his 'victims' are sacrificing themselves daily for their 'art'  so that nobody non typecast actors can come along and save the day. So there are unrecognizable actors playing three pivotal new roles of Foe Fing and Fong, plus Hans Solo's son Ben is the villainous guy from Beastie Boys rhymin' and stealing who turns out has a thing for Ping Pong and is a monster, with a crucifix shaped light saber. Watch it if you want or eat fattening sprinkled donuts, create new cities, whatever...

Remember how that guy got acquitted because of the Chewbacca defence? It didn't make sense Chewbacca was on endor with the Ewoks back in episodes 4,5,6 so OJ got off or whatever, well Chewbacca is back in this movie so it begs the question, how can neo Nazis play basketball so well? And since when did neo Nazis play basketball so well? It doesn't make sense either, so you have to acquit.

 https://youtu.be/K3nbiJIEBwk

Thus spake Zara

Crazy dream last night, about cow human hybrids. Had to go to a school, like a primary school or sthg, elementary school, daycare. There's a cow there. Or a bull, possibly menacing. Can't even remember how the dream differs from my waking mind as after waking and googling the topic, see link below, it is shocking to think how many cow human hybrids there have been already, crazy. And disturbing. If you ever get into alien, grey, conspiracy theories about the dulce, new Mexico base with hybrid laboratories where grey aliens make hybrid human animals, it's scary. Wouldn't be surprised if some grey aliens made some of the cow human hybrids in link below. Testimonies in link don't mention aliens, just shocked townsfolk in 19th century America and Europe, etc. Cow human hybrids. Get onto it.

http://www.macroevolution.net/cow-human-hybrids.html

Moving on seamlessly, Prince I'm kind of a big deal Harry and his two ex girlfriends at his wedding; was one topic Zara and I were privy to outside Emerton post office at 9am this morning as we waited for the red forehead dotted Hindu fellow to open up. I've learned that there's possibly a lady at the shopping centre with a knick knack shop (apart from the cow human hybrids) whose first hubby gave her five daughters (according to her own description to another lady there, also fussing over Zara), beat her and left her, or she left him. He went on to remarry, she didn't go to the wedding (from this it's reasonable to surmise our Prince Harry didn't beat his ex girlfriends, his brother Edward also no tiene pinta, doesn't look like, a wife beater, God blesssss - see I'm hissing like a snake - them both). So she didn't go to first Hubby's funeral either, embittered after the beatings. She did keep small contact with the second wife of punchy and knows they had one and only one child together, a boy. She never went to his funeral when he died of cancer. Took 25 years of her life, the second hubby was much better. Although younger than my mom, like, she actually has great grandchildren. Common in MT Druitt to have four generations alive together due to women having children young.

Speaking of which, my Congo buddies, one of the daughters, they're not little girls anymore like when Desi and I were living in their backyard in 2010. One of the daughters Acha, pronounced 8-cha, I think, has a seven week, almost, son.

Acha's brother Mile, that I was friendly with, lives in Manchester, England now apparently (someone made a pop video clip of him round those parts singing African ballads). He has three kids already, fast! No existential crisises in his twenties like me.

Check out this photo with my 42nd birthday buddies, somewhat mysterious, they have a daughter, pictured left, called Ivanka, always reminds me of Donald and Ivanka Trump. We only had a 3 candle, no 4 or 2. Considering 6 million Jews got lumped into gas chambers with help from America's IBM, AND that it's possible I have jew genes, it's not surprising people don't make a bigger deal about my birthday. That probably just proves we have Jewish genes on my mom's side of family.

They actually sang happy birthday to me, I kind of liked it...

Who said his best friend was a snake? Nietzsche or Jackson?

https://youtu.be/Yr_9mXuDsUA

North korea

Korea is weird, I've had one and a half Korean girlfriends, both Americans. I also believe it's possible I've already re met my father reincarnated as a five year old half Korean. Actually that kid is five now but i haven't seen him for a year or d o. I did throw him a 2nd or 3rd birthday party at one point. He likes chewing on dry seaweed and called me a bad man once. Was annoyed at my two kids calling him a poopoo, notwithstanding they all get along very well.

I've lived in numerous countries and normally my brain will go baby mode and learn some language quickly, except after three months in Korea all I could say was o chon, five thousand. I already knew words like chamgi, bulgolki, etc well beforehand.

Charm won't cut it with Kim jong un, only fear of nuclear devastation. It is President Trump's moral and civic and professional duty, and noone else's to emphatically warn (again) the north Korean leadership of the danger of not denuclearizing. They understand bad cop and saber rattling... and o chon (5000).

Trump should stop calling Hannity and Rudy ten times a day. The View, Clapper and Mueller, terrifying, like the girl scouts on dodgeball, come on.

https://youtu.be/Kr6Ze1Ur3ms

Today's the 19th anniversary of my sister Raquel's suicide, to the day. I also believe I may have met my sister's reincarnation, currently 9 going on 10 years old, I take it. Certainly I feel my father and sister's souls extremely close by whenever either aforementioned kid is around.

This is another very cool clip from the movie Dodgeball, what a magnificent movie, just sayin'

https://youtu.be/sT47KfDlwI8

Is Trump acting like a 14 year old girl?

First he's calling Sean Hannity everyday starting 8am. Now that Rudy's his bff (and lawyer), it's Rudy getting all the hourly phone calls. Is there going to be a slumber party at Rudy's or Donald's or Sean's? Can I bring my budgie? Which boys are we gonna talk about? I'm so over Mueller...

Movie reviews: frequency, 2000, Dennis quaid; Tully, charlize theron , 2017

Charlize Theron is an English literature major who becomes an HR specialist at a protein bar company. She starts a friendship with a slutty 19-26 year old girl and gets her to hump her husband because she, protein bar lady, and her husband have lost a spark in bed despite the absence of a paucity of free internet porn. If it were 2038 now, the plot twist would be the slutty spring chicken was actually a guy transitioning gender, but we're not there yet so instead protein bar lady falls asleep after a girl's night out (with slutty girl) driving home drunk and tired from Brooklyn. Good production design inside protein bar's house. Good use of token Asian American in school scene.


Frequency. It starts out wobbly but actually is very cool. You're thinking Dennis is actually Randy and on the run in Canada from hitmen (crazy) but actually he's talking on a radio from like 1968 to his son in the future, like 32 years. Dennis quaids character is a fireman and his son, that looks like max from Roswell (but isn't), is a cop. They have to stop a serial killer every bit as dastardly as the guys in silence of the lambs. This movie is not half bad.

Selfies with bears and elephants not working out

http://www.news.com.au/travel/travel-updates/warnings/man-mauled-to-death-while-taking-selfie-with-bear/news-story/c67d4b4b0061ecb4c7ce180b79eb265c

Did Ed Henry from fox news just call ms13 gangmembers 'God's children?'

Breakfast just after six...

Pm right now, bananas and coffee, yum, last meal 620am was a mere three cheese triangles. The laughing cow. My alarm woke me, to eat, from a deeply spiritual dream state in which I was in communion/ communication with North Korea's leader, and possibly the general hierarchy there. Strange to say, he was happy with denuclearization and giving up his leadership privileges in exchange for freedom and a good position. This to my waking mind seems ludicrous. Likewise just read a few hours ago Trump is offering Kim to stay on as leader after denuclearization. Also seems strange. It's a strange situation. My main and only language acquisition in Korea was the term for five thousand. O cheon.

Ramadan day two

Despite a hearty breakfast at 5am of two eggs, a bun and soup. Perhaps the coffee dehydrated me, after a nap at 6am til 8 or so. After doing some tiring garden work and feeling dehydrated, I've gone ahead and drank a cup of delicious milk. Would not expect a zealot nut job desert Arab (the most unbelieving people according to the Koran) to chop my hand and foot off on opposite sides for that (I'd want to keep the right hand. Not just for my golf game).

Another birthday, another visit to the zoo

It's becoming a yearly tradition. It's colder than usual and being the first day of Ramadan it's almost sunset on a growling stomach. This is my second year fasting during Ramadan. Looking forward to dinner soon.

Just snarfed down two whoppers, possibly twenty minutes or so early, sure filled the spot. I don't believe I need a special halal burger king, just thanking God out loud is good enough according to my understanding.

Sky around ten minutes after eating, sure takes a while for the sunlight to drain.

Sllepy time 7pm. Skipped work saying I 'fell' off my bike. Not untrue due to gravity. Wake up 240am. Food: slice of onion, raw, chocolate, lemon, half a nutty muesli  bar. 510am, still hungry and sleepless, resolution, fried eggs and fox news.

Let's play who's the gronkiest looking gronk actor on new TV show 'condor'

There's some dopey looking new show called condor, could flail and die like a newborn partridge, could soar like an albatross... Whatever, let someone else watch it, you're too busy for gay subcultures, your assignment is simple:

Flick through the photos of the actors on the show's IMDb page:

https://m.imdb.com/title/tt6510950/?ref=m_nv_sr_8

Choose which actor looks like the biggest gronk, then explain in a paragraph: Eg., Steve, he's extremely likely to develop an addiction and end up homeless and poverty stricken prostituting himself in Arkansas once Hollywood has spat him out. This does count towards your GPA

my dance video

barely even halfway through it, still have to do all kinds of edits, sound fadeouts/in, plus ideally shoot some more dance moves and edit that.......... just so busy, there should be crowd funding or something, some kind of interest, anything.......... anyone out there????

Can Trump save Chinese American anchor babies' kittens from trees

Here's some intelligence for you:

China, approximately ten thousand u.s. citizens, born to Chinese women on one month visits to China, whose parents speak no English, these u.s. citizens raised in China to deeply Chinese parents speak no English...

Melania looks foxy but Trump and pompeo aren't really sexy looking. Can they go to China and save some American kids' cats stuck up trees?

Time to grab my whistle and glow wands and dance!

https://youtu.be/mqFLXayD6e8

There should be an advertiser involved. It'd be good to see the Korean guys eating McDonald's with Donald and melania. How come Bryan talks so much?

And another thing! Benji spouts off... is he drunk?

Theresa May. Why does she have flaming homos (not greek sauce homos, the other homos) for personal assistants, creeping all around 10 downing street. Hardly confidence inspiring.  Can you imagine if America was run by homos behind the scenes like England is? Where would we all be?

Also, if May is running her country with homos, why does she want to buddy up with Germany and france on iran if England is brexiting?

Germany, has no moral compass, probably never had one, ever. So why do they choose the policies they do? It's hard to understand.  At least Germans can still get rich, that's something.

France: 50 per cent taxation plus. Can anyone say you suck in French?

Just saying.



Omg fox news is showing some senator grilling the new cia nominee: would you steal a dildo if it is contraband? Where is the chewing gum? Do you date terrorists?

Mike pompeo rescues three dildos from north korea, what is it with dogs chasing after postmen and American tourists going to north korea? Newsflash:  north korea is not safe for American tourists.  I'm not even a rocket scientist but can say this with certainty. Mexico is not safe for Americans., al qaeda, australians, jerry springer, you name it! More ppl have died from drug violence in Mexico since America invaded iraq in march 2003, than ppl have died in iraq. Mexico is probably unsafer than north korea although north korea is most dangerous for open u.s. citizens. If you are a u.s. citizen in north korea, best hide your passport in south korea and travel with your Italian passport.

Wonder what kind of security they have at these senate hearings in Washington D.C..  Can i just walk in there with a glock or there's some guy outside with a metal detector wand just checking everyone ?

Forgot what i was going to say... something pejorative,  now i remember : China.

Communist china breeds cretins. The higher in status and richer, the more cretinous. I would let them have taiwan because Taiwanese ppl are cretins and these cretins all deserve eachother. If china tried taking taiwan and i was running America with a free hand I'd destroy China's navy and then let them have Taiwan. 

730pm Sydney time is when Trump wakes up everyday

Big decision for Trump on Iran today, the Benji perspective, keeping in mind Benji is a mere bus driver with a colleague bus driver called 'Bong', probably Vietnamese.

How can we put this in a nutshell: fuck Iran. And fuck Hezbollah. They don't believe in what we do: democracy, free speech, universities, the English language. They'll have their Islam and we'll have ours. Let them buddy up with their commie pals in China and make all the nukes they want. Pakistan has nukes and they're solid. Let the Pentagon and Darpa produce a deeper bunker busting bomb, eg., 7 miles deep. North Korea has nukes, so what?

2) be wary of the EU, they are your wiley pot smoking buddies. If you're with them, you're with the potheads. Buddying up with the EU on everything like sanctions on Russia, sanctions on Iran etc is foolish. It's foolish to think the EU's interests are America's. Their lack of interest in Iraq wars and Germany's lack of military posture since the Nazis blew through there means they and France and many EU countries are metastasizing, although eastern Europe effectively shuns all migrants, coming from hardship themselves.

Takeaway: fuck Iran and the EU.

That's really the guy's name: Bong.


https://youtu.be/eMK4cfXj5c0

Taylor from the local gymnastics centre is in Hawaii with her dad to celebrate his 50th birthday according to what she said earlier. Will be interesting to hear her stories. She said her dad id Jewish from south Africa.  Her mom isn't Jewish though, and not from south Africa. Although ethnically Jewish, she doesn't get into s ny religion much.

Mother's day is coming up and I'm guessing there'll be no Paul Ryan and no cliff for grandma Alvarez.... shoot

https://youtu.be/E_VA_4_S6Hk

Maybe there'll be a Barry and a cliff...

https://youtu.be/PJ-p29xEM0s


Mmmm cliff.....

Carson Daly from MTV and NBC today talks anxiety

https://youtu.be/lhaMR97FgXg


Recently I was approaching Carlisle ave on Stuart here in da Druitt and some lady is just stopped blocking the way in her nice new little red car... I pull up next to her to overtake, in a little risky position and as she has her hazard lights on ask her if she's OK, who knows, maybe she's just had a heart attack, right? So she just says she's having a panic attack, and she's OK. Actually some days later I think it was, a lady with a heart condition with like a year to live, just off Stuart ave, calls me to give her a ride to the hospital as the ambulance is like $300 she says. Please don't die in my car! Ha ha. Also very recently some guy acting deaf and dumb, not sure if he was, he didn't buy a ticket so I gave him a solid grilling til his hands were shaking, guess that was an anxiety attack, being told the bus service isn't socialist (it's actually going private, non government in early July, soon!)

Anyway, so we've mentioned on this blog, one time Benji took two acting lessons in Paris France with Bob McAndrew who boasts of having trained Christopher walken and Angelina Jolie, screen acting. So he's explaining about relieving tension and anxiety during class, you have to do something quick, you can't just go jack off somewhere and you're not Harvey Weinstein to just jack off in front of whoever. So the trick was to just step away from your acting buddy while you'd be normally staring into their eyes looking at them, doing meisner technique and just observing their behavior. So with dying lady, panic attack lady and Carson, I'd be saying: 'you're anxious' and if they could see the truth in that moment they'd admit, 'I'm anxious'. That's Meissner for dummies I guess. So with Bob he liked to use a brief sub technique he described as relieving tension like just scraping the excess cream off a coffee. The actor just steps away from their buddy, shakes their hands repeatedly and yells loudly, 'get away! Get away!'

All of Bob's actors were doing this. They were serious TV actors like had been in French TV shows and such. I could see Bob's French orphan young guy assistant Antonio had an interesting relationship with Bob as they could play out any scene and be comfortable with each other, Eg., Antonio played a scene for Bob briefly saying 'EFF you! I hate working for you, you suck!'

I mean subsequently I've done this technique here in Sydney at a different school and it got to a point the girl I was working with was just saying 'you're rocking', because I wasn't really feeling anything and she noticed I can't stand straight without rocking coz that's just how my body is.

So anyway back in Paris, I was doing the same exercise and instead of stepping away and yelling 'get away!' I literally bounced a few times, like twice, to a nearby wall and headbutted it solidly off one bounce maybe two headbutts, then bouncing twice back to my partner. It all happened very quickly, just straight acting, no thinking, and I hit that wall really hard, big time. The sound of shocked, repressed laughs ensued quickly and briefly and as I looked in my partner's eye's Bob never missed a beat and he says: how do you feel now? I can't remember what I said, peaceful or something, no-one cared apart from being amused, it was Paris, after all. Maybe I impressed Bob who knows, he invited me to study with him two years in Manhattan on a fake student visa pretending I couldn't speak English on a Spanish passport. The moral of the story is young adults need mentors I guess and the jury is out on the full ramifications and effects of concussion. Almost four years after said events in Paris I was watching a Chinese movie on Chinese run state TV, in china, in shenzhen, in a very poor apartment there such as poor people living on maybe $300 a month wagesll might have. When the movie ended, there came Bob's name in roman characters, no I wasn't hallucinating, he actually made a Chinese movie, collaborating as a writer. While I never had Bob's skill for making movies, I think he was head of talent at one point for 20th century fox. He always struck me as an interesting fellow.

Bob's Chinese movie, circa 2000

https://m.imdb.com/title/tt0238588/?ref_=m_nm_knf_t2

Idol a tree:

https://youtu.be/ef3mFZzGM4M

There was a cop in America some years ago caught crapping on a whore's chest in an act of mutual consent (business). Probably that's how he dealt with anxiety. Probably being a cop produces constant anxiety.

The thing about most of Bob's students I think they end up doing soap operas drama shows like days of our lives, bold and the beautiful, etc. I only like soap in the shower, maybe in the bath. Bold and the beautiful is showing daily here before Sandra Sully 5pm news and it's deplorable! La-bás avec les  soap operas qoi alors!

¿Los suecos en la pared o los huecos en la pared?

Remix:

https://youtu.be/-AGogYAB-Mg

Fall or just winter

The cold is here, the summer is gone. It's difficult to imagine any warm days til September. Despite the cold winter coming, the glorious American talking heads on TV won't busy themselves singing about Rudolph, the red nosed reindeer. They will wait until December for that, by which point it will be unbearably hot. No Rudolph. Only Mueller vs Trump. Russia, collusion, nonsense. For months.

Here's a colorful job advert for photojournalists looking to work in Kabul:

Do you have absolutely zero experience in taking photos and are you OK with being bombed by a Taliban suicide bomber, possibly resulting in death after a long and agonizing wait for scant hospital grade morphine? Can you handle a limb being amputated and having third degree burns and scarring for life? If you say yes yes yes to all of that then the Associated Press has a camera with your name on it!!!

Daily rituals

1). One security guard for a shopping centre, used to see him like everyday during a long short break. Now instead we see each other often catching train home, ie like right this moment around 1030pm. We're comfortable enough around each other to talk or not talk.

2) around 5pm after my first leg of bus driving is up and I pull into the depot, there's typically an Emirates airplane flying directly overhead during the daily walk from bus back inside. It's clearly Emirates as the font on the underside is unmistakable

3) one daily ritual was waking up every morning to a ridiculous whining tantrum from my three year old until my blood boiled over last week and screamed that nonsense out of her in five minutes. Concurrent to that I fell ill with flu, took some antibiotics bought over two years ago for such an event (not good to overuse them). Headaches accompanying flu were somewhat harsh, tools, aspirin, codeine, the anti inflammatory painkiller, whatever.

4) some bar in Thai area of downtown nightly around 830pm, walk into gaming casino area, pee in restroom, walk out past kitchenette and bar and head to subway for $3.50 coffee and two biscuits deal

Everyday is full of these repetitive rituals, even the bus routes repeat at the same time and way daily, only changing every few months

The security guard is telling me how he's changed his habitual parking spot near train station. Lately have been lazy to ride bike home from train station every night late nights and just getting bus (with bike) occasionally instead. Incredibly repetitive

Biggest challenges: living with my mom past four months, plus next eight months. Just killing me