Benji, I've tried the gnoogsdendi song in the pursuit of happiness and it's not working; movie review, despicable me 3 (2017)

https://youtu.be/k3ChrdJoBCk

You've accepted o county hunter as your lord and savior (but not in a false idol kind of way, just goofin' kind of way)

You're nodding all worried right?

I understand, sometimes life throws a curveball at you, let's look at some challenging scenarios:

Your baby was born with two heads; your baby was born with one head but stillborn. You were gang raped. Your husband just left you. Your dad died in your arms in a hit and run, after telling you he never loved you, not even once. You're a Muslim and worried Allah hates you because you're too stupid to figure out who's an infidel and who's a Fidel and unsure if you should crush anyone's skull with a sledgehammer. You just found out Madonna has released a new album which means you might be stuck in an elevator listening to it. You're Jewish and never got a spinning top for your last birthday. Your beloved dog was killed by a feral cat. The list of devastating Debbie downers goes on ad infinitum.

OK so here's the solution: instead of singing variation 426 of Benji's happy song: gnoogsdendi yada yada (check recent post with MTV ridiculousness where song variant 426 is recorded).

OK so you're going to capture all that angst and pain by singing gnug (rhyming with thug, having a hard g) instead of gnoogs (rhyming with boobs).  That hard g is going to carry all the frustration far out to sea, circling sharks will devour it, wave goodbye to it. Trust me, I'm a professional, yule thanks me later.

Man it's been a cold winter! Brrr

Movie review: despicable me 3, aka da minions. Despite not seeing it for another 40 hours or so , we can comfortably predict it makes us feel like Sally in the orgasm scene from when harry met sally. Furthermore, we should all passionately kiss the creators of despicable me 3 in a train tunnel as a train goes blasting by, just like orange county hunter would, just sayin'


Now check out some of my renovation work, despite being sick with tonsillitis, have laid nice flooring in two rooms. The dark green room is mine and was incredibly ugly before I painted it and laid flooring, just appalling.. The kiddies room has some original yellow from eight years ago when I painted that wall shown, last. See the towel whipping effect on my green walls? That's literally towel whipping, giving a streaky effect.

They're talking about north Korea on fox news, McMaster and Bolton. It's real simple: bring out the F35s, case closed.

https://youtu.be/Aht4VD8oAbg

Oh, almost fordot [sic], bring back the slut Coulter on fox news please, sometime soon, we'd like to hear her two cents. Dismissed.

Trump talking in Iowa

They were saying recently on the news Trump's administration 'was thinking about banning Americans from visiting North Korea'.

Wow, you think that might be a good idea? Well it is! It's a must do idea! It wouldn't be bad to force gun manufacturers to put stickers saying: shooting people can kill them. That's not a bad idea but definitely ban Americans from going to north Korea, that's a no brainer!

Trump has been neutered? He's under sedation?

Better not accidentally bump him while he's on the operating table?

https://www.yahoo.com/news/mueller-fired-pence-become-president-061719161.html

He is the goddam popularly elected President! It is practically treason to keep yammering away about obstructing justice. All these big swinging dicks in Washington: your mommas obstructed justice the moment she gave birth to you and started nurturing you. Shut the fuck up. Whoever saw such a bitchfest. No matter if you think Trump is a douche he is still the President! Whoever heard such bullshit? Obstructing justice for having a fag dinner with Comedy while crooked Hillary is probably galloping around on her hands and knees whinnying thinking she's racing in the Kentucky Derby and we all have to pretend that shit's normal? Come on man, stupid dummies in NYC and LA. Trump should do some public PR stuff and get out of town PRing around if he can find the time. Talk about a hostile media, talk about bullshit! Just turn off the TV and let the Mueller talk hi.self blue!

Do you have a personal relationship with Orange county Hunter?

Have you accepted him as your Lord and Savior?

El hospital

What's up scum sucking sons of motherless goats?

Spending the night in hospital. Esta mujer after two caesarians without going into labor now goes into labor and wants a natural birth. Lo cual (which) is a little risky due to weakening of the womb with scarring. We sold the money sucking dodgy apartment from the dodgy Trump like builders, or worse than Trump maybe, the builders. The financial loss was significant but we come out OK. The kids will go to a nice area with nice schools to the north. I'll have money from the sale so will look to buy a cheap business and go casual bus driver like one day every couple months. That's the plan I guess. It's all free will, I can do other things like change cities. Apply for a job in America or buy a more expensive business instead of just a cheap one. Or just rent an empty shop and start selling knick knacks. I'm totally not worried about the future at all. This girl Zara it'll be interesting to see her I guess. Not sure when she's coming, could drag out a few days. On Monday my American buddy Todd will help me move all the furniture from Auburn to the new crib up north. It's his wedding anniversary so hopefully traffic will be light enough. On Tuesday supposed to drive bus after two week paternity leave which was a tremendous break and I was able to finish painting the exterior of my mom's house. Plus a bedroom. Plus the ceiling and floor cornering of another room, plus porch, floor cornering of restroom and three interior window frames. It all takes quite a lot of time and enjoying watching crime channel while paint dries. Especially lieutenant Joe kenda from Colorado, watch...

https://youtu.be/-PkWUBNKiCA

Listen,
https://youtu.be/2ozrmycz1p4

Update. Low tide in 25 minutes, 220pm local time. Leading to high tide 850pm tonight. This is the time to give birth: between low to high tide, especially the second half of that roughly six hour period. So now it's conserve and wait a little then walk as much as possible starting in around 20 minutes. I'm sure the baby will come out then.

So a few hours later, predictably, we see the baby was born naturally in the second half of the period running from low tide to high tide. Specifically, 552pm. That's precisely 17 minutes after my alarm went off indicating the beginning of the second half of the interval from low to high tide. Some doctors and nurses today found this theory interesting while the midwife that delivered Zara was scoffing. But it's a natural law based on the two lunar cycles. It's never good to attempt childbirth in the three hours or so immediately after high tide. Doesn't matter if there's an ocean in the locality or no.

So it was extremely impressive watching the natural childbirth. It really makes women look glorious when you see that. The placenta came out around 621pm and the baby 552pm apparently. Very bloody, but the baby looks great.

Proud of fox and friends/ Trump

They are really making sense at fox and friends this morning, or tonight, Australian time.

They should give Gingrich ten minutes e everyday just to talk about how batshit crazy the media is getting, have charts or animations. Have a whole segment daily, he is onto something.

Waters, so disappointing, is he smoking pot? Don't let him talk about or even mention Saudi Arabia, he is foolish. Gutfeld also is lost. Maybe without Bill the two are lost. Both of them should be beaten. A lot of the segments are failing, the five, the outnumbered, whatever that mess is, failure, what a pity.