House renno

Vation, that is

https://youtu.be/c6wMH2AGbwg

Me & mini boobs (rhymes with hoods) in Katherine, Australia, like two moons ago

So my bro hoss or hose (nicknames for Jose), kicked the proverbial bucket February 24th on a Friday. As per schedule and prior planning, boobs and I took our SAD trip together, Sydney Adelaide Darwin (via Katherine) the following Wednesday

Once back, on march 11. The Alvarez household renno was on.

There have been three council (county) pick ups, that's where you leave all your old furniture outside and a truck from local govt halls it away. Five old mattresses. Two office tables. Chairs, an old bike, and then some: filing cabinet, you name it and then more. Possibly over a dozen bundles tree clippings etc. More junk like that to go soon. One of four exterior house walls sanded, bleached and painted. Sanding on second wall in effect. Over 27 years without painting/ sanding. Suicide garage, checkout departure lounge for Fatboy, raq and hoss: sheetrock and insulation I installed summer 94/95 after wrapping up at silverchair  high must go down, over halfway dismantled. Only other sheetrock I laid was in Mississippi once. At least 40-50 full garbage bags dumped in various dumpsters. A funeral organized, acting as lawyer for property settlement. Kids to take care of. Got slippery slide, umbrella gazebo for kids in backyard. Lawns mowed. Trees branches shredded or bundled. Drained the swamp. Hoss left a hose running from washing machine in garage for years emptying into garden. Frond monster plant morphed into Soviet union. I divided it into two with chainsaw, bought one. Saw, tree poison with drill. Attack, attack. Roots under ground everywhere, mayday, Houston do you copy? Fixed drain so easy, washing machine no longer feeds monster frond plant. It will be hard to destroy. I bag it's remains slowly. Piles await. The sandpaper machine makes my hands vibrate. My right thumb won't heal. Occasionally it bloats up. The work never ends. Took curtains to Vietnamese neighborhood seamstress on memorial day recently for trimming. They are now nice and window length not floor length. All interior must be painted. Professionals must come to re outfit kitchen completely and tile all floors. Must drive bus weekdays and leave for work 2pm. Babysit kids weekends, time poor. I hack my way through the jungle, the work never ends. Chainsawing piles of lumber to throw in trash bins piecemeal. Mirrors smashes piecemeal for recycle. Lawns moves and replants does Benjamín, rediscovering hidden pathways. Piles of dirt and old cut grass morphing into dirt loaded onto wheelbarrow and moved. My back occasionally hurts from driving bus. Sometimes I wonder about my next lifetime on earth, but not often. I imagine I will live another forty years so not much point visualizing that now. I don't know I'll want to reincarnate in Australia in my next lifetime. Probably America, maybe I can be a cop there. I put up an Australian flag in lounge room today. Crime channel still interesting during rare down time. There's always something to do. Insanely busy. Replaced my mom's piece of shit bed with brand new bed and painstakingly trained her to only piss in a diaper or toilet. Smell of her piss was unbearable. Her room is military now. Whole place is going to shine like a motherfucker. I know I suck under God but life has to go on anyway.

https://youtu.be/hiXljvbB_4g

A mouse just stirred in the kitchen. Need to plug a hole in corner and set a trap with cheese. Mice love cheese. About a week or so ago I caught one exploding inside a packet of crackers and inserted a straw nozzle in it and pumped it full of cockroach spray. Son of a bitch ran off, probably hella sick. I will total it/ them and all pesky critters one by one. So Much work, you can't imagine. Rest now.

Monster Benji talks fox news and trunp Korea talk

One, tell the slut Ann Coulter to go stand in a corner with her hands on her head with a short skirt on, just like my Egyptian science teacher in high school dealt with dopey blabber mouths, don't train a camera on her

Two, north Korea. Attacking north Korea is like organizing a threesome with your sex buddy, you don't talk about it all day and think about it, just do it or shut up.

That's all for now, you can listen to silverchair if you want, https://youtu.be/RZD982yrmx4

I was doing my last year of high school when they wrote that song, same high school! The Egyptian science teacher wasn't there though, that was a different high school, he'd never get away with that at the silverchair high school

Was telling a guy recently what a bonanza dropping two nukes on Japan was for Japan and the rest of the world, talk about behavioral correction. I wish someone could drop a nuke on me and correct my sorry arse, just sayin'

bla

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvlxRvhCB_A


hey, have you ever imagined what it would look like if Benji and Putin faced eachother on the Judo mats? this is exactly what it would look like, with Putin being on the left, and Benji on the right:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Wa6_ddGlP0


just thought you should know that.........


moving on, Bill O'Reilly and the no spin zone have apparently been dismantled. I am not happy with this. I want Bill back in the saddle asap. This is complete nonsense, the poor guy cannot date one or two lousy co-workers without being attacked like Bruno attacks the karate instructor. We need to reinstate Bill asap, without question.

Now, consider Billy Bibbit from one flew over the cuckoo's nest, telling McMurphy the chief is a deaf and dumb indian, thus:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mdmh3VVxMeM

now consider wood punchy guy from kill bill, just specifically the part where he punches through the wood:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WFsy3NyWyb0


now just talk amongst yourselves for a while

Everyone loves da Vinci right?

https://youtu.be/ghb6eDopW8I

So let's look at these two intimate close up portraits of his and wonder why is one so popular and the other one not very popular at all?

 

Tío Ben

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Check out my old squeeze, Mary from Tacoma, Seattle. Isn't she cute? We were live in pseudo couple for half a year around first half of 2001. We even went to Asturias one time. It was definitely interesting seeing it with her.

Here's some interesting quotes from Mary:

I want to be an FBI agent, I'm not sure if I can jump a six foot high wall though. Also they do lie detector tests and I shouldn't be associated with pot smokers so you better quit.

My dad worked at area 51 putting tiles on the stealth bombers.

You're the only person I've known that I've liked less after getting to know them.

One of my female coworkers is cute, I'd like to kiss her...
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I don't think Kurt Cobain suicided, I think he was murdered.

She was a funny and vivacious girl no question. I also liked her parents who flew out from Washington and stayed with us. We went to Paris by train. Mary used to stand in front of the mirror in our little love nest and sing, 'I got your boyfriend! I got your boyfriend', and admire her physique I guess. She was only four foot ten but all woman. Her mom was from Korea and had kind of weak English. Her dad was Puerto Rican from NYC I think.

That bar the urogallo was my dad's dad's and my parents worked there at one point. The old lady is said grandfather's half sister from a little fling and that's her daughter and grandkids. The kids' dad is Catalan, who, we all know, were propped up against the asturians by the big bad Russians during the civil war in Spain.

See there's Mary in Asturias on a farm. To think my genes were made to work on a farm up there in the mountains. Maybe I'll go back there one day.


I say the Catalans were against the asturians but actually the civil war was a lot more complicated and nuanced. A bunch of guys could be pro team commie and just get rounded up and shot in the back of the head next to a pit and noone would document it much.

https://youtu.be/9DYKifSm9XM


Yep, it was difficult losing Mary, let's look at more interesting Mary quotes:

Can I f#ck you up the arse with a double ended dildo Ben?

After talking to my father on the phone: he sounds so innocent!!

After hearing my brother say to her, in person: Mary Mary quite contrary; why would he say that? That's spooky like (paraphrasing Mary but that's exactly what my brother said.

On the time some family members stressed out smoking at the dinner table after I threatened to kick someone's arse: wow I wish I could have taken a photo, that was a memorable scene (again paraphrasing).

Why are you walking like the cop guy in terminater??!!

You sound like a retard running up to me saying Mary Mary Mary like a retard (probably due to generally excessive alcohol/ pot consumption)

Hold on will get a clip of terminater cop guy, he's not real bubbly like,  
https://youtu.be/heJBfReQF9Q


Oh yeah my favorite quote: my big man! - she certainly was bubbly

Other memorable Mary quotes, during heated, although not angry moments: you really are the king! And: look at you! You're evil!

Haha.... Now I know how a previous girlfriend in Spain felt when I called her my jinete, amused.

Another time Mary reported she had taken my favorite mix cassette on the train and got scared when she heard the supergrass song, that's funny, but more in a scare your buddies by pretending to hear voices telling you to burn everyone kind of way (and then responding to yourself, no I don't want to they're my friends!)

There's no doubting Mary was fun and cute. I also admired she was trilingual as I was starting to lay some linguistic foundations for learning French in those days, which is still a work in process as it's a tricky language to master. I found it interesting she was willing to wear the same jacket everyday without caring what anyone thought about her. She was certainly practical and smart. She also got some of her university tuition free for not being white I think. I wouldn't hold that against her.


In those days I first realized the soothing nature of baby sounds such as goo goo. I remember Mary came in from work one day and give me a squeeze on the cheek and said goo goo  goo goo. She sure was in a good mood.

Generally I think I was a big disappointment for her because I was alcoholic and sometimes would have to just go off and drink various litres of wine and that was totally alien to her and I could never smoke much pot either. I just couldn't help myself coz I was an addict for aforementioned two drugs. But definitely having then losing Mary affected my future life choices so now I haven't smoked any pot in over ten years and rarely get inebriated. Can't seem to quit cigarettes though, Mary wouldn't approve, I don't either! That's addiction for you.





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Christianity and Islam

Look at this clip from the Simpsons:

https://youtu.be/z2_dhUv_CrI

Think: Gabbo is Islam, pristine Christianity in the century or two during and after Jesus was itchy and scratchy, modern day Christianity is the worker andand parasite cartoon.

Discussion over. What's the next topic?

Interesting Tucker Carlson episode on opioid addiction in USA

Just had an antibiotic with dinner. Ten days later and my right thumb won't heal so taking a doctors advice with antibiotics. Hopefully it's not nerve damage. Can't fold my thumb down. Doesn't hurt much though.

Today along with antibiotics for a mere 50 cents American give or take, I purchased a plastic syringe for administering tree poison to kill a particular species of plant out of control at my mom's crib.

Two shrinks yesterday came to see my mom's crib representing the socialist/ communist healthcare system here, I told them the following curtly:

'You're predatorial, you're out representing big pharmaceutical companies for money. I don't want you here, I'll call the police. She already has a psychiatrist, go treat a crystal meth junky.' At this point they're walking their gait to the gate so I added, 'lock the gate behind you.'

I don't like socialist healthcare nor predatorial and greedy pharmaceutical companies.

I'll answer Tucker's closing comments and questions about Islam and Christianity soon. Both my kids' parents have backgrounds with Spain and Bulgaria, both of which were Muslim controlled for five centuries at least. Although not my parents' pocket in the north which was never Muslim. Turkey also once was Christian. We'll address this important question soon.

Use your hampster style

https://youtu.be/vQrHsrKIspM

New movie on the horizon, a trip to the cinema will be necessary

Last trip was what? Arrival? Kind of dopey movie with alien squids. But now our Tom is here with 'the mummy'. As Montgomery Burns would say in Spanish: excelente


https://youtu.be/q1GOdcr_Xqk

The judgements are real and binding; it's real

BUT CAN I APPEAL?

NO BITCH, THE JUDGEMENTS ARE FINAL

Latest from planet Benji

So if you recall the damaged right eye. That went back to normal after a day or two. Then the left thumb at that time was accidentally sawed, also healed. Lack of protective gear and voluminous enthusiasm to the task of renovating my mom's home. Then yesterday I accidentally stabbed my right thumb with pruning sheers so now it's swollen and useless.

Have given away my brother's chess books, religious books and sold one of his university textbooks back to a campus, the latter was in the rain where I almost slipped and fell with a heavy box due to unsafe footwear.

Must remember to be safe. Also organized a memorial service for my brother with help from his buddy. There were quite a few people there, maybe 60 or 80 or so. Never counted.

Being temporarily incapacitated, and generally in rare free time, the hobby is to watch the crime channel which is extremely interesting. All these people that murder husbands, lovers, family members, etc, seems terribly transfixing.

There was also a history channel documentary on the American civil war and the Union assault on the Petersburg line in Virginia under Pratt or some such name. It was the Vermont fifth army battle.

In my car, whenever rolling these days it's mostly listening to Lao tzu's I Ching over and over again. He says in battle when many people, maybe thousands one guesses, are killed, it should be mourned like a funeral. He also says if you delight in victory (ie in battle) then you delight in killing and cannot be fulfilled. And other interesting words. He mentions that weapons are a wise man's last choice. Many interesting things says this Lao tzu, there's no honesty, honesty becomes dishonesty. Goodness becomes witchcraft. Man's bewitchment lasts a long time.

According to h. Spencer Lewis, he was a dark skinned fellow (albeit in China) and born from a virgin mother like annakin Skywalker in the star wars movies.


https://youtu.be/f7lfaLNnvxE

Speaking of annakin Skywalker, the story, apparently is he becomes Darth Vader. The notion of a Jedi born from a virgin mother, immaculately conceived, such as lao tzu, morphing into an evil warlock is a kind of profanation of Truth I suppose, although I imagine Lucas never intended that. I don't suppose he read Blavatsky's secret doctrine either. Regardless, this memory from early childhood, the way obi wan Kenobi sacrifices himself

https://youtu.be/8kpHK4YIwY4

My memory fails me as to the why. Although looking back, it's interesting seeing Luke Skywalker in the scene and knowing not only Darth Vader is his dad but was born immaculately, a son of God, like Lao tzu. It's kind of ludicrous.

I remember my film school buddy was actually working on episodes two and three that were filming in Sydney in those days 1998/99 and him explaining Lucas' trajectory with the series new and old. Sometimes Lucas would be around visible in my buddy's work area he said.

Anyway, this scene with Vader and obi wan, really, you'd think obi wan had dematerialized his physical body and not been killed at all. I'm sure dematerialization like this is possible and there's numerous anecdotal evidence now of aliens doing suchlike during experiment/ abductions of humans.

Will need to research obi wan.

Wasn't hard to find the answers:

https://youtu.be/jHrXm_DdN_4

If only people were as passionate about Blavatsky, h. Spencer Lewis and lao tzu. People just like movies is the takeaway.